Buttercup, Napolean and Esmarelda arrive at the Doesntreallyexista Castle.

Buttercup: I don't like this idea! *translated from the horse

Esmarelda: But the JLR files say that King RM552.5 is a good man. He is the best person to speak too. Or would you rather talk to Princess Chant-eena [humina humina] *translated from the Chicken

Buttercup: OK, for goodness sakes, knock on the door!

*Knock* *Knock*

Guard: Yes, who goes there?

Napolean: Hello, We are the JLR-ASK (Animal SideKicks) Force, we are here to help! :) *translated from the donkey

Guard: [whaaaa!] It's the JLR! Fellow Guards of Doesntreallyexista, get them!! [you sunnuva...]

JLR-ASK Force: [whaaaa!] [eh?]

Buttercup: Run!!!

[The JLR-ASK Force run away, chased by the Doesntreallyexista Guards]

Esmarelda: Great going Donkey-boy! *puff* You couldn't just say we were the JLR, could you? *huff* Noooo, you had to be all clever! *pant* They must think we are some rogue break-away group of the JLR *wheeze* here to cause trouble. . .

[The JLR-ASK Force turn a corner, when suddenly. . . ]

Behind the scences voice: *Psssst* Over here!!!

*Screeeech* [The JLR-ASk Force stop to look at where the voice came from]

Buttercup: Who's there?

[A pig pops her head out of a secret underground entrance]

Pig: Quick in here! *translated from the pig

[The JLR enter the secret underground entrance, just before the Guards run past]

Esmarelda: Who are you?

Pig: I am Sue-ee, leader of the ACDC.

JLR-ASK Force: Huh? [eh?]

Sue-ee: Animals of the Chantania and Doesntreallyexista Co-operative. We are a secret underground movement, formed to bring peace to the two countries.

Buttercup: Hello, we are the JLR.

Napolean: JLR-ASK Force!

Buttercup & Esmarelda: *sigh*

Sue-ee: I know who you are. I also know you are here to help, and we will be glad of it. But come, it's not safe here, we will have to go to our command centre. I will bring you up to speed on current events, on the way.

[Sue-ee and the JLR head deeper into the cave structure towards the ACDC command centre]

Napolean: Mines are no place for a donkey [sad]