Meanwhile back at the ACDC Command Centre conference hall...

Sue-ee: OK everybody. As you all know things are getting desperate, with the deteriorating relations between the kingdoms of Doesntreallyexistia and Chantania...

There are lots of nods of agreement by the ACDC operatives.

Sue-ee However, help is at hand. I'm pleased to annouce that we have three members of the JLR here to assist us. [Sue-ee introduces Buttercup, Napolean and Esmarelda]

There are lots of mutternig (OK squeeking, squawking and growling) by the ACDC operatives.

Napolean: Hi everyone! [biiiig grin]

Buttercup: Napolean... At least try and act professional... [yuh huh]

Sue-ee: OK everyone, settle down.

Everyone keeps talking amoungst themselves...

Sue-ee: Hey!

Everyone still ignores Sue-ee...

Sue-ee: SUE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [AAAHHHH!!!]

Everyone goes silent.

Esmarelda: Ow. A pig with a sonic scream.

Sue-ee: That's better. Now Dolly is ready to give her briefing.

Sue-ee trots aways from the podium, to allow a half sheep-half machine to take the stand.

Dolly the sheep has a cybernetic eye and limbs. The parts of her body that are mechanical are covered in steel-wool. She is branded with the letters L.A.M.B.O.T. on her hind-quarters.

Peter, the Amazing Spider-Monkey: [leans towards the JLR ASK-Force and whispers] Dolly, was an experiment of evil scientists who used to rule Doesntreallyexistia, before King Registered Member 552.5 overthrew them...

JLR ASK-Force: Ohhhh.

Dolly: Greetings, fellow ACDC memebers. After weeks of research, Tactical has concluded that the war betweend the two kingdoms is being maipulated by a person or persons unknown.

More mutterings from the ACDC operatives.

Dolly: The Scientific trust has also concluded that the King Registered Member 552.5 who has been seen for the past 52 days, 7 hours, 5 minutes and 42.6324 seconds is an imposter.

JLR ASK-Force & ACDC: [whaaaa!]

[b]Dolly: This is based on behavioural anomalies and slight variations of the King's bio-signature.

A bull in the back row interjects...

Toro: How can you be sure?

Dolly: Vlad the mosquito was able to bring back a DNA sample, dispite being struck by the imposter King.

A bee speaks up.

The Buzz: How is he?

Dolly: Vlad is in a stable condition and will recover from his injuries.

Just then a bat flies into the conference hall.

Radar: Sue-ee! Nick! Dolly! We've picked up two missiles heading for the capitals of both Chantania and Doesntreallyexistia. Estimated time of impact is 20 minutes!

Sue-ee: Get the Wing Command in the air... NOW!

To be continued...