The Narrator: The Mailmaster of Mayhem Chant stands on the commandbridge of his newly acquired Heli-Carrier which he captured from the Ultimates in the previous adventure. There he surveys his scuttling minions at their work!
Chant: Yes, this is a remarkable piece of machinery, with it death shall come swiftly to my enemies MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Mailbot1: Your Magnificence, we are approaching the state of DoesntReallyExistia! What are your orders?
Chant: Ahhh, yes, DoesntReallyExistia, the neighboring nation to Chantania!
Mailbot45, give me situation report!
Mailbot45: Yes Sir, it appears that DoesntReallyExistia is at war with Chantania!
The Narrator: Chant strikes an evil pose, and a matching music course is played in the background!
Chant: At war you say, GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!
Signal my fleet of Heli-Carriers and set a course for Chantania!
Mailbot1: Yes your Grandeurness!
