The Narrator: Suddenly, with a great boom a lightning strikes the ground between the combatants! A figure appears, he is of average height and wears a grey coat and a hat of similiar color!

Mr. Misinformation: Who are you?

The Narrator: I am The Narrator!

ILR: [whaaaa!]

JLR ASK force: [whaaaa!]

AC-DC: [whaaaa!]

The Narrator: And Suddenly the animals of the JLR, Chantania and DoesntReallyExistia left the battlefield for no good reason!

JLR ASK force & AC-DC: [eh?]

The Narrator: You heard me! I am The Narrator, and I decide what happens!

The Narrator: The animals looked at eachother and shrugged, and with a small "ok" they all left the field for no good reason!

Superfly Sr. : Umm thanks for the rescure there Mr Narrator, that really was a close shave!

MM: Yes, I must say that really was close there, but are you really THE Narrator?

The Narrator: Yes, I am The Narrator, A higher being of this Message board, second only to Gob the Moderator himself!

Bundy the Bear: But why are you here?

Chantyana: Yes mr. Narrator, why did you save us from those rabid animals?

The Narrator: I have come to take part in this conflict, mainly because the JLR has failed to pay me the fee I charge for telling the JLR stories! I have therefor decided to make the ILR the "heroes" of the stories and them in winning!

Toxic Bob: The ILR? That´s us [whaaaa!]

The Narrator: Exactamundo!

MM: Does that mean that all the stories you tell from now on will be in our favour?

The Narrator: It does, You shall finally have your victory!

ILR: :)

Toxic Bob: Wait a minute, what about Chant, the Mailmaster of Mayhem?

MM: Yes, what about him?

The Narrator: As far as I know he is not a part of this conflict, yet! And if he is, I shall deal with him!

ILR: :)


What is this, has the higher being known as The Narrator taken part in this conflict?
Will this event spell disaster for the two Nations at war?
Will it prove to be the doom of the JLR?
And how come The Narrator himself will deal with Chant, The Mailmaster of Mayhem?
And what has the Republich of WHOSWHO been up to during this war?
The Answer lies ahead of you!