The JLR ASK Force and ACDC* find themselves back at the bank of the River Figmentofmyimagination, in the Kingdom of Doesntreallyexistia. They make their way over to the ACDC’s mobile aquatic base – Dick Johnson, the Sperm Whale.

Dick: Um… Guys, what are you doing back here when the bad guys are still over by the castle?

Sue-ee: Bad guys? What bad guys?

Napoleon: We came to stop a missile. There is no missile, so we do not need to be here anymore.

Dick: That’s because it disappeared with your teammate, Buttercup, remember?

Esmarelda: Buttercup? Who’s Buttercup?

Dick: Whoa! Something wacky has happened here. Sue, Nick, Dolly, Peter, you got to remember why we’re here – snap outta it!

Just then… ribbit

Dick: Ribbit? [eh?]

Dakota: You mean Rabbit.

Dick: I guess so. How’d you get here?

Dakota: A frog teleported me here. Wherever here is.

Dick: You’re at the Doesntreallyexistian castle. So you got licked by a frog, huh?

Dakota: I said teleported. Not beaten! Though a tongue was involved… [um.... uh huh! ... ] Um, you don’t look surprised.

Dick: There seems to be a lot of teleporting happening today.

Dakota: So what’s with all the zombie animals?

Dick: These are my team-mates from the ACDC and two members of the JLR…

Dakota: The JLR you say?

Dick: You’ve heard of them?

Dakota: Lets just say I’m here to help.

Dick: Well we could sure use that. One of the JLR has just died.

Dakota: Dead!?! Then what the f#@%ing hell is every one standing around for!?! Vengeance must be swift and decisive!

Dick: They were all fine a moment ago. They were beating up the bad guys over there, until the Inspector Gadget look-a-like and the walking cloud appeared. Then everyone stopped and came back here, acting all spaced out.

Dakota: Then we’re gonna have to snap ‘em outta it.

Dick: No offence dude, but unless you got psychic powers, I can’t see what good you’re gonna be – you’re just a widdle wabbit. Unless of course you’re a magic bunny?

Dakota: Dick. [...rassamnfrackin...]

Dick: Hey! How’d you know my name? You are psychic…?

Dakota: Nah… Just a lucky guess. SHAZAM!

A bolt of lightning and crack of thunder *Ka-Boom* and Dakota is replaced by Hoppy – The Marvel Bunny! He hops over to Napoleon and Esmarelda.

Hoppy: Come on you two. We gotta stop the villains! [He shakes the two JLR members *shake* *shake*]

Napoleon: We came to stop the missile…

Hoppy: Stupid Ass! [you sunnuva...] *Thwack* The missiles gone. And so has your teammate!

Esmarelda: What teammate?

Hoppy: [slaps Esmarelda *slap* ] Um… [turns to Dick] Yeah, what teammate?

Dick: His name was Buttercup.

Hoppy: *slap again* That’s right. Buttercup!

Esmarelda: Buttercup...?

Dick: We’ve been through this already… [eh... i dunno... ]

Hoppy: Come on Darlin’, you gotta remember…

*slap*

Esmarelda: B…

*slap*

Esmarelda: But…

*slap*

Esmarelda: Butt…

*slap*

Esmarelda: Butter…

*slap*

Esmarelda: Buttercup?

*slap*

Esmarelda: Omigob! Buttercup! [whaaaa!]

*slap* *slap* *slap*

Dick: Um, Bunny guy, I think she remembers…

Hoppy: Just making sure… [who, me?]

Esmarelda: Thanks, Bunny Boy Bwa wooork [and knocks Hoppy out with a perfectly timed Cluck-Fu (the poultry martial art) kick]

Hoppy: Oooh, that’s my kinda woman… *thud*

Dick: Great to have you back Esmarelda, but I think we needed your friend to wake the others.

Esmarelda: Never seen him before. And we don’t need him. Can you direct your water burst?

Dick: Sure thing, why?

Esmarelda: Great. Shoot a blast at Sparky.

Dick: Heh. I get the idea. Stand back…

*SPLOSH*

Dick directs his water burst at Sparky – The Thundercat, but also sprays the rest of ACDC, Napoleon and Hoppy.

As water is an excellent conductor of electricity…

*ZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Sue-ee: Eeeeeeeeeeek

Nick: Agggh

Dolly: 01010101101001101101010110

TASM: oooka

ACDC: Lots of ows, etc.

Hoppy: Crappola!

Napoleon: Ooo, I feel all tingly [nyah hah]

To be continued…

* - Animals of Chantania and Doesntreallyexistia Co-operative