Napoleon: Who are you?
Hoppy: I’m Hoppy – The Marvel Bunny. Who are you?
Napoleon: I’m Napoleon of JLR – ASK Force.
Hoppy: Ask Force!?!
Napoleon: Justice League Reality – Animal SideKicks Force.
Hoppy: If you’d called yourselves “The Animal SideKicks” you could have been JLR – TASK Force.
Napoleon: Could have been. But we didn’t.
Hoppy: [under his breath] Stupid Ass.
Napoleon: What!?!
Hoppy: Never mind. Who else is in this TASK Force?
Napoleon: ASK Force.
Esmarelda: Napoleon and me… now.
Hoppy: *sigh* brilliant…
Esmarelda: So, what’s it to you anyway?
Hoppy: Cowgirl Jack brought me to help the JLR…
Esmarelda and Napoleon: Cowgirl Jack is here!?!
Hoppy: Well, not here exactly. Look can we do the catch-up later, toots? I need to know what you two can do.
Esmarelda: I’m a black-belt mistress of Cluck-Fu – the poultry martial art.
Hoppy: Heh. You said mistress.
Esmarelda: Watch it, I can whoop your cottontail.
Hoppy: Promises.
And what about you Donkey Boy?
Napoleon: I… um… carry stuff. And… um… yeah. I’ve got a mean back kick too.
Hoppy: [shaking his head] we’re screwed. And what did Buttercup do? Gallop?
Esmarelda: At super speed.
Hoppy: Speed. Yeah, that’s what we need. [Hoppy looks around the ACDC membership] Hey, Speedy!
Sparky: That’s Sparky. But you can call me Thundercat.
Hoppy: Whatever. You’re coming with us.
Nick: Oh no he isn’t.
Hoppy: Oh yes he is.
Sue-ee: Oh no he isn’t. We’re pulling back until we can figure out a way to protect ourselves against that mind controller who looks like Inspector Gadget.
Dolly: I have accessed Interpol’s files and there is no record of The Narrator. However, like The Amazing Harry, he also possesses some form of teleportational ability.
Hoppy: All the more reason I… we… need the cat! We can take these losers. But we need to do it now!
Peter, The Amazing Spider Monkey: I’m willing to help.
Sue-ee: Peter!
TASM: Sorry Sue, but it’s the least we can do for Esmarelda and Napoleon. We owe it to Buttercup.
Nick: You go on this fool’s errand, and you’re facing a court martial, monkey!
TASM: Fare is nuts.
Esmarelda: Thank you Peter, but we can’t…
TASM: Hey, it’s OK, Esmarelda. I want to help.
Hoppy: So what about you Thundercat?
Sparky: I don’t know…
Hoppy: Pussy!
Sparky: I’m no pussy! Well yes I am… you know what I mean.
Napoleon: Esmarelda. Looks like the IRG are about to move out. And when did Toxic Bob rejoin that team?
Esmarelda: Toxic Bob? He’s Prince of Chantania. What’s he doing here?
TASM: Being tied up by the looks of things.
Hoppy: That’s it. Cat or no cat. JLR – TASK Force – Move out!
Napoleon: Actually it’s, JLR – ASK Force – ASSEMBLE!
Hoppy: [rolling his eyes again] Whatever. Let’s go.
As Hoppy – The Marvel Bunny prepares to hop towards the IRG, when…
Sparky: [transforming into his electrical form – Thundercat]
I'm coming too! Sue-ee: Sparky!
Hoppy: Good on ya Thundercat. Ya got spunk.
Nick: You go now. You’re out of ACDC too!
Thundercat: See you at the court martial, Nick. And with that,
Hoppy – The Marvel Bunny and
Sparky, the Thundercat speed through the air towards the Injustice Reality Gang.
Peter, The Amazing Spider Monkey, shoots a web-line and swings behind them, as
Esmarelda leaps onto
Napoleon’s back, as he gallops after his new teammates.
Napoleon: JLR – ASK Force ASSEMBLE!!
Hoppy: Give it a rest will ya!
Find out what happens to the All New, All Different JLR T… ASK Force, in the next couple of posts!
