The Narrator: Back on the command bridge of Chant´s Heli-Carrier something different is afoot!
Chant: Who are you, and what is afoot on my command bridge?
The Narrator: I am The Narrator, and I´m afoot!
Chant:
The Narrator: Is it really so hard to understand. The JLR haven´t given me any money for my services, they don´t come for free y´know!
Chant: Sooooo, you don´t have some kind of Narrator Union?
The Narrator: A union you say? Never thought of that!
Naahh, Maiming and destroying is much more fun, more exercise that way!
Chant: Couldn´t agree with you more! So, you´re some kind of Omnipotent being?
The Narrator: Yes, I a.....Heyy, how did you know that??
Chant: Well, you see, I have this magical mailbag that I can pull all kinds of gadgets out of. So I pulled this device that detects Omnipotent beings!
The Narrator:
Chant: And this device steals their power and gives it to me!
The Narrator:
Chant: I´ll be taking your power now, okay?
The Narrator:
Chant: I can feel it, I can feel all the glorious power flowing through my veins....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The Narrator: As Chant´s device transferred the power from The Narrator (me) into himself, The Narrator (me) could feel himself (me again) slipping into oblivion.
Chant: AAHHH, YESSSS, THE POWER, THE GLORIOUS POWER!! I can feel my consciousness expand to the farthest reaches of the universe, I am incredible, INCREDIBLE!!!!
NO LONGER CHANT, NO LONGER THE NARRATOR, I AM SOMETHING MORE, SOMETHING BIGGER, I AM THE CHANTERATOR!!!!!
And it feels good too
Now, to try my new power.
The Chanterator: As the new omnipotent being, known as The Chanterator was getting used to his new power the previous omnipotent being, The Narrator, used his last remnant of power to transport himself to an undisclosed location, where he also summoned the JLR!
Ace: Good grief, I´ve got my clothes back, YIPPIEEE
Wednesday: Hold it people, who is that Inspector Gadget look-a-like man
Cowgirl Jack: I recognize his face, it´s Inspector Gadget!!
Brit: No, he´s just a Inspector Gadget Look-a-like, it´s really The Narrator
The Narrator: Yes, it´s true, I am The Narrator, though only a shadow of my former self. My power has been usurped by a villain known as.....
RM# 552: CHHHAAAAAAANNTTTT!!!
The Narrator: Yes, Chant is now an omnipotent being. You must fight him, you must make him relinquish the power he now wields and return it to me!
Brit: Great Gob, why should we return the power to you, seeing as you are a villain too?
Vegi-La: Yeah, we could just keep the power for ourselves, I am sure we can do much good with it!
The Narrator: NOOOO, you cannot control such awesome power, only I can do that!!!
Wednesday: Chant seems to do it alright!
The Narrator: How do you know that???
Wednesday: He´s right there, listening to every word we are saying!
JLR+The Narrator: YIKES!!!
The Chanterator: YES, I have heard every word you have said. And now it is time to deal with my enemy!!!
JLR: YIKES!!!!
The Narrator: JLR, Listen to me, before it is to late! There is one weakness you can exploit, one weakness that is his Achilles´ heel!
Cowgirl Jack: What is it, hurry mr. Inspector Gadget look-a-like Narrator man???
The Narrator: I am The Narrator, and all my power must be used in a story telling act, or it will not work, that is his weakness.
Brit: That´s not much of a weakness, he´ll figure that out real fast.
The Chanterator: And Britannica, The Champion of Knowledge, wielder of the independent third-toe movement power was right! The new Omnipotent being, known as The CHANTERATOR figured it all out very fast! And in a blinding flash with smoke all over, the former Omnipotent being known as The Narrator disapeared, forever!
Midnight Spectre: You, you killed him, you monster!!!
Brit: Right folks, JLR ASSEMBLE!!!!
The Chanterator: Suddenly, as the JLR was assembling and striking their heroic poses, they stopped and decided to hear The Chanterator out!
RM# 552: Maybe we should hear him out first!
JLR: Agreed!
RM# 552: What do you have to say!
The Chanterator: My friends and honored enemies, though I am now The Chanterator, and Omnipotent being, I am still Chant! Chant the Hero, and Chant the Mailmaster of Mayhem.
Midnight Spectre: We can see that!
The Chanterator: Yes, I am aware of that. Though now my agenda has changed! This power has made me the ultimate being on the message board, There is nothing that I cannot do. You pose no threat to me anymore. I can prevent the christmas mail from being delivered. And yet I find that I should not!
Our war is over, the war between Chantania and DoesntReallyExistia is over.
Cowgirl Jack: How do we know that?
Wednesday: She´s got a point there y´know!
The Chanterator: Trust me it´s over, and by the way. Wednesday, In my new state of supreme being I would advice you to keep a low profile, I haven´t forgotten how you deleted me!!!
Wednesday:
The Chanterator: But if you want proof of my good intentions, I shall deliver it. AND WITH A BANG A SMALL RABBIT AND A FROG APPEARED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROUP!
Cowgirl Jack: Ohh, look, it´s Hoppy, the Marvel Bunny, he´s so cute!
Ace: And it´s, yikes, Froggy, the teleporting frog, it´s so disgusting!
The Chanterator: Yes, you have met my creations, I shall now make my sin good again, and return these animals to their normal state. AND SUDDENLY THE ANIMALS WERE NORMAL AGAIN!!!
Britannica: How can we be sure they are normal again.
The Chanterator: Go ahead, say it!
JLR: ummmm, no thanks!
The Chanterator: Then I shall say.....SHAAAZAAAMMMMM!!!
JLR: YIKES!!!!
Britannica: He´s turning the bunny into a psychotic killer rabbit!
Midnight Spectre: Wait, nothing happened, Chant told the truth!
Britannica: That´s a new experience!
The Chanterator: Yes, I know the feeling! Well, I shall take my leave now, Goodbye. AND THE CHANTERATOR DISAPPEARED!
Britannica: Well, he´s gone, there´s nothing for us to do anymore!
RM# 552: It´s kinda sad, I´m going to miss his strange and weird plans.
Ace: Yeah, you remember the DC boards, those were the days!
Cowgirl Jack: What are we going to do? Where are we going to go?
Wednesday: Find some women?
Vegi-La: I just thought of something.
Ace: what?
Vegi-La: This is Chant we´re talking about, a psychotic Mailmaster of Mayhem! Are we really going to believe him when he says that he is no threat anymore?
Britannica: Well, he did seem sincere!
Ace: No, Vegi-La is right, Chant cannot be trusted with such power, noone but the great Gob can!
Cowgirl Jack: But how are we going to survive a battle with him, he´s omnipotent!
Britannica: I know of a way, though it is dangerous, very dangerous!
Midnight Spectre: What is it?
Wednesday: Yeah, tell us!!
Britannica: Well, it was something I found out, after the ordeal in the Room of Spirit and Time!
RM# 552: Surely you don´t mean.....
Britannica: Sadly I do, we need to bring back Dark Wednesday and Dun-Like-Dinner!
Wednesday: No, no, not that!!!
Midnight Spectre: Britannica is right, we need more power than what we currently have to fight Chant!
Wednesday: I suppose you are right, well, there is only one thing to do then!
Wednesday looked from each teammember and extended his hand. One by one they extended their hand and formed a circle!
Britannica: We are agreed then, we must stop Chant before it is too late, even though this will be our final battle!
Cowgirl Jack: It really is sad though....only one thing next...
JLR: JLR!!!!! ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!
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Coming up next: JLR, THE END!
