Hours earlier, outside of the Doesntreallyexistian Castle....
Sue-ee: Did you get them all? What happened to Inspector Gadget?
Sparky: He blinked out of existence, before I could hit him.
TASM: But we did get the Injustice Reality Gang.
Nick: But that ain't gonna save you two bozos from a court martial.
Sparky: Screw you! These jerks, nearly brought our countries to the brink of civil war. Did you expect us to just stand by and let them?
Nick: I expect you to follow orders! We had the situation under control.
TASM: No offence to Dolly, but we were standing around like sheep.
Sue-ee: That's enough, both of you. So what happened to that obnoxious rabbit?
Napoleon: He seems to have disappeared too. You wouldn't be able to track him down would you?
Esmeralda: Like they were able to find Buttercup!
Sue-ee: Back off, chook. We have more important things to worry about, than your poultry concerns.
Esmarelda: You sow! :mad:
Peter, The Amazing Spider Monkey leaps between the pig and chicken.
TASM: Hold it ladies. We're on the same side here...
Esmarelda & Sue-ee: Peter. Shut up!
*PUNCH*The Amazing Spider Monkey goes careering into the air, as the leaders of the two animal groups go claw to trotter.
Napoleon: Should we stop them?
Sparky: Probably. It's not my idea of a cat-fight.
Napoleon: 
TASM: Ohh, I think I broke my tail... Hey, look it's the Doesntreallyexistian Royal Guard.
Indeed a regiment of Doesntreallyexistian's finest comes marching up to the battle scene.
Captain Doesntreallyexistia: Sergeant, what is going on over there?
Sergeant: Looks like a cat-fight between a chicken and a pig, sir.
Captain: Then it's not a cat-fight is it. It's more and chicken/pig fight. Hahahahahahaha!
Corporal Punishment: Was that supposed to be a joke?
Private Parts: I'm not sure? If it was, it was pretty lame.
Private Screening: Shush, before the Captain hears you.
Private Property: Can't we just get on with the story please?
Captain: Yes, good idea. What is going on here, Sergeant? There was a really big pointy thing falling from the sky, a big flash, then all these animals appeared, bashed up those poor innocent people, [he indicates to the IRG] and tied them up.
Sergeant: They're animals sir.
Captain: I know. That's what I said. Untie them now.
Napoleon: But you can't! They're the Injustice Reality Gang! They've kidnapped your King and are the only ones who know where he is!
Captain: What did that donkey say, Sergeant?
Sergeant: ummm.... Corporal Punishment!
Corporal Punishment: Yes Sir!
Sergeant: What did that donkey say, Corporal?
Corporal Punishment: Eeyoh. Sir!
Sergeant: hmmmm... [turns to his Captain] Eeyoh, Sir!
Captain: That's what I thought. Have those poor defenseless people been released yet?
Private Property: Yes Sir. Just untying the last one now, Sir.
Mr. Misinformation: I must thank you and your men, Captain for saving us against those animals. You have been most helpful.
Captain: Don't mention it innocent civilian. We're just doing our duty.
Mr. Misinformation: Well we had better not detain you any further. Say goodbye to the nice soldiers everyone.
IRG: Goodbye to the nice soldiers everyone.
Private Screening: Hey! [pointing to Mr. Misinformation] Does that bloke look familiar to you?
Private Parts: Now that you mention it...
Mr. Misinformation: Harry, if you please?
The Amazing Harry: [rubbing his injured head] It'll be my pleasure.
Sparky: Quick. Stop them! They're going to get away! [Sparky begins to transform into Thundercat]
TASM: I can't get them. I broke my web-shooters too.
But it is too late as The Amazing Harry, teleports the IRG away.
Thundercat: Not again! 
Napoleon: Now what?
Esmarelda: [Walking towards TASK Force, nursing her bruised wing] Well obviously we have to find the real King of Doesntreallyexistia by ourselves.
TASM: I'm sure if Sue-ee was conscious, ACDC would help search for him. After all, we were set-up to sort out this kind of problem.
Esmarelda is just about to say something very un-chicken like, when...
Captain: Men! Arrest those animals!
The Doesntreallyexistian Royal Guard charge towards ACDC and JLR TASK Force.
The animals of ACDC immediately retaliate and charge towards the Doesntreallyexistian Royal Guard.
Sparky and Peter are ready to leap into the fray when Esmarelda pulls them back.
Esmarelda: Forget it. We have a more important job to do.
Napoleon: But how are we going to find the King?
Esmarelda: Peter, where's the local library?
End of part 1
