Chapter 5: Told you so

The Chanterator: At the secret lair of The Chanterator, The Chanterator sits, secretly observing the movements of The Chanterator’s deadliest enemies – the JLR!

A voice from the shadows: Do you call that narration? That was pathetic.

The Chanterator: What do you mean?

The Voice: You had too many Chanterators. You didn’t say how you were observing the JLR, and you didn’t say “Suddenly, The Chanterator was interrupted by The Narrator”!

The Chanterator: Oh. Suddenly, The Chanterator was interrupted by The Narrator. The Inspector Gadget look-alike walks out of the shadows… Hey! Haven’t I deleted you already?

The Narrator: You do not have the power to delete. Your… My abilities are to narrate. You cannot destroy matter by merely saying “the former Omnipotent being known as The Narrator disappeared, forever”. The best you can do is “send” matter to other parts of the multi-message board-verse.

The Chanterator: Hey! I do the postal jokes around here, pal! Even so, you should have disappeared forever. Why are you back all of a sudden?

The Narrator: I only disappeared to the other side of town.. You really should be more specific when you narrate.

The Chanterator: So you didn’t like my earlier narration, huh? So how do you like these apples? Suddenly, The Narrator finds himself trapped in a strange message board - that of Barbie!

The Narrator: Well, that was a lot more succin… oh bugger. Nooooooooooooooooooo*

*BLINK*

The Chanterator: That’s better. Now where was I? Ah yes…

With his tremendously omniscient powers, The Chanterator mentally scans the movements of his deadliest… well, most annoying enemies – the JLR! … Unless you count that Narrator? He was pretty darn annoying too. And then there was Mr. Misinformation and my RKMB counterpart, She-Chant… Hmm Hmm.

The Chanterator observes each member of the JLR, in their vein attempt to track down their deadliest – and I do mean deadliest – enemy – The Chanterator!

Oh, this is gold, observes the Multiversal Mailmaster, satisfied with his latest narrative handiwork. Though he had wished the JLR would have just stayed at home for once. He was becoming bored with these futile battles. But he could not, would not, tolerate their continuing interference…

Now who poses the most threat? Pondered the Omniscient One. Hmm, Midnight Spectre 2.0 is hiding away in The Room of Spirit and Time. Again!?! Jeez, pal, how much training do ya need!?! Oh well, I’ll deal with him tomorrow.

Ace and Vegi-La are back at the convention venue… ah, but it looks like my former minions will take care of them.

Cowgirl Jack and Registered Member #552 are in Chantania. Hah! They are nowhere near finding me.

Hmmm, what’s this? dun_like_dinner – the missing member! In the realm of gods? But he poses no threat to me now. I will get my revenge on him later…

But wait, Britannica and Di Bat Pho, at the gates of Olympus? Obviously trying to recruit the gods against me. Now I can’t allow that.

But first, what is Wednesday - the deleter, up too? Ah, in the clutches of that cursed Mr. Misinformation and the Injustice Reality Gang. Well, they should take care of each other for me. Good.

But before The Chanterator prepares to make a return trip to Olympus, he prepares yet another plague upon the Earth. Through sheer force of will, The Chanterator disrupts the orbit of the Moon, forcing it closer to the Earth – close enough for the entire world to descend into permanent darkness! Mind you, the resulting devastation caused by the gravitational forces, is just an added bonus.

Then a glass of water… all this narration is leaving me parched.

*glug* *glug* *glug*

Ahhh… That’s better. Now to Olympus!

*BLINK*

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