Inside Castle Doesntreallyexistia.
5 minutes later.
Ace, Vegi-La, Cowgirl Jack, Registered Member #552, Dakota, the Fantastic Faux, King Chantawanta, HauptMannPriest, Generalissimo and 10,000 Chantanian infantry appear in the Great Hall.
Ace: I think we’re going to have to give the engines a rest. [Ace waves away a wisp of smoke coming form the engines] I don’t think Rimmer’s bike was designed to carry this many people, even with the help of the Fake Super Cycle.
Mr. Spectacular: And what about the help of Mr. Spectacular? Oh me achin’ back. And I would appreciate it if all these soldiers could get off me now!
King Chantawanta: So, King Registered Member 552.5, where are your armies?
RM552: ummm…
Vegi-La: They must have high-tailed it during the earthquakes.
King Chantawanta: Hah! So much for the bravery of Doesntreallyexistia’s mighty armies!
RM552: I’m sure they’re off bravely doing some mighty army-type duties.
King Chantawanta: RM552: Oh, for Gobs sake! Let’s just go pick up Wednesday!
