She-Chant’s lair…
The Amazing Harry: Geez, you couldn’t have installed windows in this place could ya? We have no idea what’s going on out there.
She-Chant: Well I don’t know – Windows in super villain’s secret lairs isn’t really in fashion this year!
Bundy Bear: It’d be a lot healthier.
SC: What?
BB: Well ya know, natural light, fresh air. Better than air-conditioning.
SC: Well if you want a window, get Harry to create one. He is a magician. Sort of.
TAH: Hey! :mad: I’ll show you…
The Amazing Harry closes his eyes. His brow furrows in concentration as he starts mumbling an incantation. He makes mysterious gestures, only known to him, with his hands.
Tractor-Trailer Bob: I’ve got the tractor out back. Maybe we should just make a run for it?
Superfly Sr.: 
Sounds good to me.
Mr. Misinformation: Will you lot shut up a moment. I’m trying to interrogate the prisoner.
Wednesday: Look, I’ve already told you. Chant has stolen the power of The Narrator and is using it to create plagues across the world. What more do you need to know?
SC: Nothing really. We just like interrogations, don’t we Honeycomb?
MM: It’s what we do best, Snuggle bunny.
Wed: Sickos.
TAH: Ah Ha! Doubt my magical abilities will you. What do ya think of this?
Everyone looks and inspects The Amazing Harry’s handiwork – a large ornate stained-glass window depicting the events of the last supper and crucifixion of Christ.
TTB, BB & SFs: [*clapclapclap*] Bravo! Well done, Sir! Magnificent!
[*clapclapclap*]SC: So you going to open it?
TAH: Open it? Um…
SC: You created a window, you can’t open.
TAH: 
Just a minor technicality. Just give me a moment to…
SC: Forget it. [She-Chant picks up a chair] Out of the way boys.
TTB, BB, SFs: [who have been marvelling at the detail of the window turn around] Huh? [to see She-Chant rush at them with a chair]
[they get out of the way just as…]
*SMASH*
*Smash*
*Smash*
*Smash*
*Smash *
*Smash *
*Smash*TTB, BB, SFs: 
Philistine. No artistic taste, whatsoever. What a waste.
SC: [tossing the chair to one side and wiping her hands] There you go, now lets see… Hey! It’s pitch black out there!
SFs: But its only 4 o’clock in the afternoon.
Superfly Sr. moves closer to the window to look outside.
Wed: I’ve got a bad feeling about this. Somebody get me out of these chains.
After a brief inspection, Superfly Sr. turns to talk to his teammates.
SFs: Well I can’t see anything out…
He notices that his teammates aren’t looking at him, but rather past him.
SFs: 
Hey, do you mind? I’m speaking here… how rude.
He then notices his teammates slowly backing away, fear etched on their faces.
SFs: What’s up?
BB: [pointing and mouthing the words “behind you”]
Superfly Sr. slowly turns to look out the window. A giant luminous reptilian eye looks back at him. The pupil focuses on the super pimp, as he lets out a girly scream.
SFs: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!
The Injustice Reality Gang turn and make a run for it, as a giant clawed hand rips off the roof.
IRG: Aghh!
A giant two-legged lizard stares down at them. It has bony plates on it’s back. Standing next to the lizard is a giant gorilla, above them hovers a giant moth.
IRG: Aaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
The IRG scarper for the door.
Wed: What about me?
*SLAM*Wed: It isn’t fair.
Outside…
TTB: Are they who I think they are?
MM: Yes. Godzilla, King Kong and Mothra.
The IRG go to dash over to Tractor-Trailer Bob’s tractor when a baby deer walks out from behind it.
TAH: It’s not another one of those ACDC TASK Force animals is it?
SC: No. I’d recognise that baby deer anywhere. It’s Bambi!
The IRG heave a sigh of relief.
TTB: Oh is that all. I’ve seen
Bambi and
Godzilla vs. Bambi, he shouldn’t be a problem.
BB: [pushing his contemporaries to one side] Allow me. I’m a Polar Bear. He’s a baby Deer. I’m higher on the food chain. Excuse me. [Bundy Bear walks off to take care of the baby Deer]
Rrrrrrraaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhh
Eeeeek
Claw Claw
Ow
Bite Bite
helpme
Rip
Mother!
Tear
Shred
Boot
Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Oooooooo IRG: urgh
Bundy Bear staggers back, with his fur ripped off, a broken paw and an ear missing.
MM: Obviously you haven’t seen the Disney Nasty -
Bambi goes Ape-Bonkers with a Drill and Sex...
BB: We’ll never get past that thing.
Just then Godzilla and King Kong appear from around the corner of the building, looking down upon the villains.
IRG: Eek!
