Inside She-Chant’s lair.
Wednesday is still chained to the wall and is now buried under debris from the roof.
Wed: Oh great.
Suddenly someone starts to remove the rubble off the hero.
Wed: Vanessa? You shouldn’t be lifting heavy things. You’re pregnant.
Vanessa bends down close to Wednesday.
Vanessa: Though I hate you for leaving me and our baby, Superfly Sr., as you’re the best I’ve ever had, it would be a waste to let you die. You’re far more manly than that girly wimp Wednesday.
Wed: Why thank you. But you should now I’m n…
Wednesday isn’t able to finish his sentence, as Vanessa kisses him long and passionately. After what appears ages, she stands up, fixes her hair and walks over to the door.
Vanessa: And besides, you’re not getting out of alimony payments that easily. [and with that she leaves]
Wed: [a little breathless] Wow.
Hey!
You could’ve released… [suddenly he notices the shackles have been unlocked] … oh, nevermind.
Wednesday stands up and rubs his wrists to regain his circulation – instantly healing himself.
Wed: I could get used to this power. Now, while those monsters are keeping the IRG busy…
Wednesday goes to sneak out the front door, when he suddenly hears the screams of the IRG.
Wed: Oh darn.
When Wednesday reaches outside, he is shocked by the scene of carnage before him.
Bundy Bear is lying on the ground with third degree burns. Obviously he hadn’t got out of the way of Godzilla’s flame breath in time.
Superfly Sr. is being beaten up by a baby deer.
The Amazing Harry is trying to distract King Kong with illusionary bananas, while Tractor-Trailer Bob tries to get to his tractor.
She-Chant fires her envelope glue-gun at Mothra, while Mr. Misinformation is attempting to stun Godzilla with his information overload ability.
Wednesday races over and lays hands on the barbequed polar bear, restoring Bundy Bear to full health – if not better.
BB: This is great. I’ve never felt this powerful before! Cheers mate.
Wed: Don’t mention it [secretly thinking
How’d I do that? I only wanted to heal him :?!
Do you think you can keep that deer busy, while I heal Superfly Sr.?
BB: I wouldn’t have before, but now I feel like I can take on the world.
And with that, Wednesday and Bundy race towards Bambi.
Meanwhile, The Amazing Harry successfully distracts King Kong enough for Tractor-Trailer Bob to reach his tractor. Tractor-Trailer Bob pulls out the key and attempts to start the engine.
Nothing.
He tries again.
Nothing.
He thumps the dashboard.
TTB: Come on. Come on.
Once more.
*Brrrrrroooooommmmmm*At last the engine starts.
Though the sound of the tractor, alerts King Kong. The Great Ape steps on The Amazing Harry and turns to take care of Tractor-Trailer Bob.
Mothra blasts She-Chant with it’s lasers and manoeuvres towards the tractor too.
Meanwhile, Mr. Misinformation uses his independent third-toe movement ability to climb up Godzilla’s back.
BB: [Barely holding his own against Bambi] Hurry up… nng… Wednesday!
Wednesday lays hands on Superfly Sr., Wednesday’s reality restoration abilities not only heals the villain, but replaces Superfly’s donkey communication ability, with reality restoration abilities as well.
Wed: What the hell’s going on here?The dimensional doppelgangers gang up on Bambi, assisting Bundy Bear in finally bringing down the devil-deer – just.
BB: [pointing to Tractor-Trailer Bob] Crikey! They’re gonna get Bob!
Indeed King Kong and Mothra advance ever closer to Tractor-Trailer Bob.
TTB: [flicking more switches] Shields? Guns? Anything…?
Suddenly a burst of flame strikes Mothra, forcing it to plummet from the sky, landing on top of King Kong. The Great Ape staggers back in his attempt to throw Mothra off himself.
SFs: It's Mr. Misinformation! He’s controlling Godzilla!
MM: Oh no, he isn’t. Hurry up dammit.
As Godzilla finally throws Mr. Misinformation off his back, Tractor-Trailer Bob flicks a switch on the dashboard, releasing a plasma cannon from the body of his tractor and shoots the mighty Kong.
Wed: Bundy, Bob. Go help Mr. Misinformation.
SFs: What about us?
Wed: You go help Harry.
SFs: Right.
Godzilla stalks towards the stunned Mr. Misinformation. He lets out a triumphant roar. Bundy Bear races towards the giant lizard, striking it with his relatively small paw. But it is enough to divert Godzilla’s attention from the Evil Librarian. A burst of flame strikes the spot, Bundy had just been standing.
Tractor-Trailer Bob, flicks a couple of switches and pushes some buttons and his tractor transforms into a giant humanoid robot. With grinding gears and smoke pouring from its exhaust, Bob steers his Tractor-bot over to Godzilla. The two giants push against each other, as Bundy picks up Mr. Misinformation and gets out of the way of the battle, as Godzilla’s tail demolishes the She-Chant’s lair behind them.
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SC: Wha? Where am I?
Wed: Welcome back.
SC: Get off me, you pervert! What’s going on?
TAH: Somehow, we’ve been brought back from the brink of death… and augmented.
Bundy Bear and Mr. Misinformation join the group.
MM: [looking appreciatively at She-Chant] And what augmentation!
SC: [looking down at her chest] huh?
Hey!
Wed: 
SFs: Do you want some help there, Mr. M?
MM: No, I’ll be fine [wiping away some blood] But Bob’s not going to last much longer against that lizard.
Suddenly energy bursts from a tear in the space/time continuum.
TAH: Now what?
BB: It’s not Chant is it?
Wed: I hope not. Quick, find some cover just in case.
As Wednesday and the IRG find shelter, the tear grows larger. There is a loud bang as 2 bikes, 4 heroes, 13 fake heroes, 1 king, 1 priest, 1 general, 1 rabbit and 10,000 medieval soldiers appear.
Wed: Smoke me a kipper.
