On the outskirts of the Doesntreallyexistian Town Square…
The rescuers were exhausted. Though they continued to work, doing their best to tend to the wounded.
Half an hour later, Dr. Octopus, Nurse Nightingale, Bucky the Beaver (with a new stainless steel front-tooth), Vlad, the Mosquito and Radar, the Bat arrive, having evacuated ACDC headquarters.
Dr. Octopus and Nurse Nightingale, immediately begin to administer treatment to wounded residents and operatives alike. Bucky and Radar start to distribute food and water.
Private Parts: Hay? Birdseed? You haven’t got a steak have you?
Toro: 
Private Parts: Hay’s good.
Out of nowhere, 7 JLR, Dakota, 6 IRG, 13 Fantastic Faux, King Chantawanta, HauptMannPriest, Generalissimo, Hercules, 500 Amazonian Librarians and 10,000 medieval soldiers appear on 2 bikes, a tractor and trailer and a four-horse drawn chariot.
Napoleon: Look, it’s the JLR!
Esmarelda: Look, it’s Dakota!
Nick: Look, it’s the IRG!
Captain Doesntreallyexistia: Look, it’s a Chantanian invasion force!
Corporal Punishment: Look, it’s King Registered Member 552.5!
Captain Doesntreallyexistia: Oh yes. So it is.
Britannica: Should we ask who all these other people and animals are?
Ace: Probably safer not too.
RM552: Well, the bloke with the shield and winged helmet is Captain Doesntreallyexistia, our national hero.
Ace: Told you it’d be safer not to know.
The JLR – TASK Force come up to the JLR party.
CJ: Oh the poor dears, they look tired and injured.
Wed: No problemo. It’ll only take a minute to fix that.
Vegi-La: Where’s Buttercup?
Esmarelda & Napoleon: 
Brit: Well?
DBP: [translating for the animals] Buttercup is… is dead.
JLR: Oh no.
After a few more details…
Brit: The IRG will pay for their crimes.
IRG: Brit: Later. However, we have bigger fish to fry.
Pisces: Brit: Sorry, I mean, more important things to do. Chant has to be stoped. We need all available JLR members on active duty.
DBP: According to Esmarelda, there are three new members of JLR TASK Force…
RM552: TASK Force?
DBP: The Animal SideKicks Force.
CJ: That’s so cute.
Brit: Good. Bring them along too.
Captain Doesntreallyexistia, Sergeant Pepper, Corporal Punishment, Private Parts, Private Property and Private Screening march up to Registered Member #552 and kneel down before him.
Captain Doesntreallyexistia: Hail Oh great King Registered Member 552.5!
RM552: Uh. Hi. Captain Doesntreallyexistia. [quickly looking to see if King Chantawanta is watching] I see my mighty army is bravely doing mighty-army type duties.
Captain Doesntreallyexistia: Indeed we are, Your Majesty.
RM552: Excellent.
King Chantawanta: Not much of an army, is it?
Captain Doesntreallyexistia: How would you command us our lord?
RM552: Come with me, my brave and mighty army. Help us in the defeat of the villainous Chant, who has been subjecting our country to teror and turmoil.
Captain Doesntreallyexistia: We are yours to command.
King Chantawanta: [to Generalissimo] It’s true what they say. The Doesntreallyexistian army is truly brave. There are only six of them, yet I’m sure they would take on the 10,000 soldiers we have with us.
Generalissimo: Yes my liege. We must study their tactics, while we have the opportunity.
King Chantawanta: Indeed we must…. [King Chantawanta spots his other daughter] Chantina!
[the King grabs hold of both his daughters and hugs them tightly. Very tightly] Both my angels together, with their old man. This is a most joyous occasion. A happy family reunion.
HauptMannPriest: Well it would be, except for all this war preparation…
Chantina: guuuurgle erk.
She-Chant: Dad… choking… me...
The animals of ACDC walk up to the JLR.
Sue-ee via Dolly: Hello JLR. I am Sue-ee of the Animals of Chantania and Doesntreallyexistia Collective.
Vegi-La: Hey! That’s ACDC!
Brit: Yes it is Vegi.
Um, hello. How can we help you?
Sue-ee via Dolly: Actually I was going to ask, how can we help you?
DBP: Esmarelda says that they would be of great help.
CJ: Well we do need more help. And they look soooo cute.
Can we bring them Brit? Can we?
Brit: Well we don’t have a lot of room to take too many more…
Sue-ee via Dolly: We should be able to help with that too…
15 minutes later.
Dick Johnson: Hey! Don’t tie that rope too tight! I can’t feel my tail!
Mr. Spectacular: That's no rope!
As the animals of ACDC enter their aquatic mobile base…
Ace: Temple of Earth’s guardian, Brit?
Brit: Indeed.
