Yeah, well, I umm.... yeah.
Anyhoo, I must admit that I was inspired by that movie. Yes, it was stupid, and yes, it reeked of bad acting, but I just have to see if I have the will power. You can slap me now.
Don't worry, though. I've already got something lined up for the day after Easter. It just sucks that I'll miss Nation BJ and Steak Day. Get it: sucks, blowjobs???
Oh, and I don't believe in Bill Clintons. Just a figment of our collective imagination.
