So this guy and his friend walks into a trainstation wanting to buy some traintickets

Guy: Hello miss, can I get a train ticket to Copenhagen?

Stationworker: Why certainly

Guy: Can I get one to Texas too?

Stationworker: what?

Guy: Can I get one to Texas too?

Stationworker: No, I am afraid not

The guy turns around to his friend

Guy: I´m sorry Texas, but you can´t come!!