So this guy and his friend walks into a trainstation wanting to buy some traintickets
Guy: Hello miss, can I get a train ticket to Copenhagen?
Stationworker: Why certainly
Guy: Can I get one to Texas too?
Stationworker: what?
Guy: Can I get one to Texas too?
Stationworker: No, I am afraid not
The guy turns around to his friend
Guy: I´m sorry Texas, but you can´t come!!