Ok, this is how this thing will go. Everyone gets to nominate movies for the list of the worst movies ever made. We'll pretty much keep the noms open until it seems to die down. I'm not putting a cap on it, so nominate until your eyes explode. Then, we'll either pick out a top list of movies that were nominated the most or just a straight out poll. It just depends on how it goes.
Glitter City by the Sea Free Willie It Takes Two Capt. America Trees Lounge Some movie whose title I forget where Terrance "General Zod" Stamp played a sex therapist trying to cure a frigid housewife played by Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks The Piano
As I see it, if someone nominates a movie that no one's heard of, it won't get voted on in the finals. I could easily break out some horrible, horrible films from my days as a film student, but if no one else knows about them, it's pretty useless. I've pretty much left it up to people's *GASP* common sense.
Not THE absolute worst, but I'm in a mood to pick on sequels....
Ghostbusters II (Almost beat for beat, the same as the first...not bad, but I expected SO much more!)
Jaws IV ("This time it's personal"?????)
Hellraiser IV (A...an Alan Smitthee film! Inexplicably goes from past to present to future, and doesn't have any of the Hellraiser regulars except for Pinhead...)
Legally Blonde II (Obviously made by folks who never saw #1...I was forced to watch the first and cringed the whole way threw...)
I'll agree with Free Willy (any of them), Glitter, Lawnmower Man II, and the later Leprechauns (I mean, he went into space? To the 'hood? Wha???? The "space" one was particularly annoying, since it had the second "Tool Time" girl from Home Improvement...and didn't even give us the small victory of seeing her naked, though the Leprechaun attacked while she was getting ready for sex...)
I also want to add E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial (remade version) (heck, I hated the original, but even MORE SO with the PC "no terrorists or guns" version...)
I didn't think A.I was that bad....just the last 20 minutes. They should have ended the movie with Osment looking at the statue of the blue fairy.
I nominate:
Tammy and the T-Rex Waterworld Leprechaun 4: Leprechaun in Space Wishmaster 3 Jason X Halloween: Ressurection Alien: Ressurection Going Overboard Lawnmower Man 2 Kazaam Steel Rollerball Double Dragon The Avengers Freddy Got Fingered
quote:Originally posted by the G-man: Some movie whose title I forget where Terrance "General Zod" Stamp played a sex therapist trying to cure a frigid housewife played by Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks
quote:Originally posted by Animalman: I didn't think A.I was that bad....just the last 20 minutes. They should have ended the movie with Osment looking at the statue of the blue fairy.
Ditto. But Spielberg is scared to death of doing an ending people will hate. Look at Minority Report.
Can't think of anything else at the time. I know it's weird, but I usually don't watch bad movies. The only really bad ones I've watched are the ones that are sequels to movies I liked, and some classics (like the first Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Ed Wood's stuff).
quote:Originally posted by MisterJLA: The one with Michael Douglas as the President, who dates Annette Benning(sp). I don't remember the title of this shitbird of a movie.
quote:Originally posted by D. McDonagh: Razor Blade Smile. The worst horror film ever made by a mile: it makes "Plan Nine From Outer Space" look like "Suspiria" by comparison...
Considering Suspiria was utter shit itself..........
I'll also throw in the flop Bless The Child. That movie sucked so much ass.
quote:Originally posted by MisterJLA: The one with Michael Douglas as the President, who dates Annette Benning(sp). I don't remember the title of this shitbird of a movie.
American President
"Roses? In January?
Sam Donaldson demanded his money back!"
Big, big props to anybody who knows where those quotes are from.
Driller Killer The excorcist Freddy got fingered Anything starring Jim Carey Anything starring Hulk Hogan Honest Highlander II (although Michael Ironside rocks) Anything starring Hugh Grant Blues Brothers 2000 Frost:Portrait of a vampire Shreik if you know what I did last Friday 13th
Let's see... I don't watch much crappy movies, unless I unknowingly wander into one of them... My nominations are:
8 Women: Awful, AWFUL french movie. One more reason to hate the french, if we didn't have enough. And it's quite recent, but for the love of God, DON'T SEE IT!
Bio-Dome Grease 2 Solarbabies Cool As Ice Battlefield Earth Dungeons and Dragons The Bad News Bears Go To Japan The Island of Dr. Moreau Superman 4 Joe's Apartment The Avengers Event Horizon The Time Machine The NeverEnding Story 2: The Next Chapter Can I Do It ...Til I Need Glasses? Baby Geniuses The Glimmer Man Blacula Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Street Fighter (American version, of course) Universal Soldier: The Return Highlander 3 Godzilla The Mexican Con Air Fletch Too Look Who's Talking Too Teen Wolf Too Anything that ends in 'Too' Batman and Robin Batman Forever Star Trek: The Motion Picture Star Trek 7 Star Trek 8 Star Trek 9 Freddy Got Fingered Glitter It's Pat: The Movie Leprechaun Battlefield Earth: The Saga of the Year 3000 Fantastic 4 Alien From L.A.
and the worst film of all time... Let's Talk About Sex
Bio-Dome Son-In-Law Grease 2 The Boy Who Could Fly Blues Brothers 2000 Solarbabies Double Dragon Super Mario Bros. Anaconda 3 Ninjas 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain 3 Ninjas Kick Back 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up Jurassic Park III Charlie's Angels Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle Child's Play 2 Child's Play 3 Cool As Ice Battlefield Earth Dungeons and Dragons House 2 Amityville II: The Possession Amityville 3-D Maniac Cop 3 Pet Cemetary 2 Brainscan Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan New Nightmare Thinner The Island of Dr. Moreau Superman 3 Superman 4 Joe's Apartment The Avengers Demolition Man Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! Oscar Rhinestone Home Alone 3 The Time Machine The NeverEnding Story 2: The Next Chapter Baby Geniuses The Glimmer Man Under Siege 2: Dark Territory Blacula Die, Blacula, Die Shaft In Africa Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Street Fighter The Blob (1980's) Universal Soldier: The Return Universal Soldier 3 Soldier Alien³ Alien Resurrection Highlander II: The Quickening Highlander: The Final Dimension Godzilla (US) Swept Away From Dusk Til Dawn 2 From Dusk Til Dawn 3 The Mexican Pretty Woman I Love Trouble Miss Congeniality Maid In Manhattan Con Air John Carpenter's Vampires: Los Muertos Ghosts of Mars Escape From LA The Forsaken Queen of the Damned The Adventures of Pluto Nash Homeward Bound 2 My Best Friend is a Vampire Ginger Snaps Once Bitten Armageddon Jeepers Creepers Look Who's Talking Too Teen Wolf Too Frankenhooker Just Visiting Pearl Harbor Problem Child Problem Child 2 Problem Child 3 Stay Tuned Body Parts The Lawnmower Man 2 Batman Forever Batman and Robin Thirteen Ghosts Ghost Ship House on Haunted Hill How High? Star Trek V: The Final Frontier Lost In Space Rocky V Rambo III Collaterial Damage End of Days The Running Man Reindeer Games Men In Black II Freddy Got Fingered Stealing Harvard Glitter Baby Boy It's Pat: The Movie Leprechaun In Da Hood Fantastic Four The Movie My Favorite Martian Addams Family Values Gigli
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common sense.
