[whaaaa!]
You're crusing for a brusing from The Narrator, if your not careful Wednesday... [gulp!]
[wink]

Dear The Narrator,

As mortals, we are not responsible for any expenses incurred by higher beings.

May I suggest that you speek with The Moderator (aka Gob) about any recompence you may seek.

Alternatively, your real-imitation gold painted, lead statuette (or Starsky) should be delivered shortly.

We can supply you with a list of local Pawn Shops for your convenience.

Have a nice day!