You're crusing for a brusing from The Narrator, if your not careful Wednesday...
Dear The Narrator,
As mortals, we are not responsible for any expenses incurred by higher beings.
May I suggest that you speek with The Moderator (aka Gob) about any recompence you may seek.
Alternatively, your real-imitation gold painted, lead statuette (or Starsky) should be delivered shortly.
We can supply you with a list of local Pawn Shops for your convenience.
Have a nice day!