In that case, I vote that CJ be given full writing duties. She will, henceforth, be responsible for keeping the story updated and entertaining.

Furthermore, she will be required to ensure that my character, the Hero Formerly Known as Any Given Wednesday, gets some nookie...
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from a girl....
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any girl [eh... i dunno... ] .

Would anyone care to second this motion?