Username: Cowgirl Jack
Subject: Dear Jaclyn,
Was it something we did?
Was it something we said?
Didn't we pay you enough attention?
We know those Vanguard boys offer you a credible serious writing outlet, but we hope you still have some affection for us JLR boys and that we can woo you back.
We really miss you!
Besides, The Feminist Nazis are knocking at our door for failing to maintain our female membership quota!
We promise to tidy the Estate of Justice more often!
And cook you dinner!
And to always put the toilet seat down afterwards!
Remember that adventure you started way back last year? JLR vs the CSF! That's the one. Well it is now in full swing.
Come and remember what it was like to share the adventure, the laughs, the thrills, the intrigue of being a member of the JLR.
JLR ASSEMBLE!!!!!
Yours faithfully,
Stephen
a.k.a. Britannica
