Might I suggest another candidate for the Crime Syndicate of Fiction?

Struwwelpeter, AKA Slovenly Peter, AKA Shock-Headed Peter, from the 19th century Heinrich Hoffman poem (below translated from the original German):

See Slovenly Peter! Here he stands,
With his dirty hair and hands.
See! his nails are never cut;
They are grim'd as black as soot;
No water for many weeks,
Has been near his cheeks;
And the sloven, I declare,
Not once this year has combed his hair!
Anything to me is sweeter
Than to see Shock-Headed Peter.