Umm...right.

Nice posts though, Wednesday.
Yesterday, I discovered the apparent source of my female attraction powers. It's my facial hair. Now that I have a little bit of a beard going, the ladies seem to be noticing me more than ever...and by "noticing" I mean an increased frequency of flirting and affection. Hell, I told the girl from Tampa that I'm interested in about it and she wrote back saying that she missed talking to me. (Then again, that message might have more to do with my trip to Times Square.)
As much as I enjoy the attention, I have to admit there's too much girlfriend material for me. I only want
one girlfriend, dammit. So for now, at least, I have to choose (mind you, I'm basing this on the frequency of flirting) between the all-around great girl, the Alicia Keys lookalike with a great personality and a spectacular sense of humor, and the sassy, confident, down-to-earth former runway model.