I really don't want to be a goddess anyways.
People would always blame me for crap.
"Jay, why the hell is it raining in doors?"
"Damned if I know."
"But you are God."
"And?"
"That means it's you fault."
"Why not Wednesday? He's the one with the new powers every week."
"You are God. You gave him his powers."
"I did?"
"Yep."
"Oh, crud."
I don't do drugs, because I am drugs!-Salvador Dali
MST3K:
Master's Wife: The child is a female. She must not be destroyed. She will grow up to be a woman.
Joel: Oh, is that how that works!
Wednesday-I will make for you a brother. He will be Jason Jr.
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