"Screw women!" Uncle Otto said, sitting in the table with BHAGHHH-RUPTH and Blackwulf, uninvited and not giving a damn about it. "I got dumped by Mrs. Otto yeeeears ago and I haven't had a lasting relationship since then..."
"What am being the problem with Mrs. Otto?" Blackwulf asked.
"Ummm guys," BHAGHHH-RUPTH said, "it's getting kinda late and I..."
"She didn't like me turning into a bear back in '96," Otto interrupted. "She said she didn't want to get arrested for being with me..."
"Ah, the MCCA?" Blackwulf asked.
"No, the animal's rights association..." Otto answered, taking a sip from his pitcher, "I said 'Baby, if lovin' you was a crime, then...'"
"Guys, I should really go, I..." BHAGHHH-RUPTH said.
"SHADDAP! '...then I would be guilty!' And she said, 'but it's the other way around, so BYE!' And POOF she was gone like THAT!"
"That am sucks, comrade..." Blackwulf said, patting Otto in the back. "Am telling you what, since women am treating us three badly we am should give up women!"
"Yeah!" Otto said. "But not in an homosexual way, right?"
"Noooooo..." Blackwulf replied, "Not that there am being anything wrong with that..."
"Then YEAH!"
"Guys I should really go..." BHAGHHH-RUPTH said.
"SHADDAP!" the two drunken furry metahumans responded at once.
