::RM552 turns around in his seat to face Cowgirl Jack, who is sitting behind him::
RM552: Listen Jackie -- I'm real sorry about my comments earlier, okay? They were crude, offensive, and just plain un-gentlemanly. So, do you forgive me? Hmm? Pwetty pwease wid sugar on top?
::Cowgirl Jack closes her 330-page hardback edition of "Comics For Dummies" -- and back-hands RM552 with it, causing him to fall into the aisle::
RM552[after regaining consciousness]: So.... I take that as a "No", then?