you do realize Jackie, that you will have to add Bill Clinton to that list too!!!

Anyhoo, As the heroes prepare for the dinner Chant rethinks his grand plan, something is missing, someone should bring in the supervillain teams!!!

Chant: I know, I´ve got an interdimensional transporter, I´ll bring in the Sinister Six, the Frightful Four, Doc Doom and Magneto, that should do, let´s forget about moleman, he sucks!!!

This means that I´ve got a lot of Evil Postal worker minion types dressed as superheroes and a lot of supervillains fighting against the JLR, they don´t stand a chance.
Heck, even Jeff with the beard is starting to look a little like invisible Woman, if only he would shave off that beard!!!

Bill Clinton: Don´t forget the villains from the DCU, you know, the Joker!!!

Chant: To cliché

Bill Clinton: Bane??

Chant: To boring!!

Bill: Lex Luthor??

Chant: Too smart for his own damn good!!!

Bill: ehhh....Doomsday

Chant: Too dead!!

Bill: well, who else is there???

Chant: I know, the penguin!!!

Bill: The penguin??? are you sure about this?? I mean, come on!!!!!!...THE PENGUIN, that guy could´nt even defeat the Batman!!!

Chant: could you???

Bill: Just did so five minutes ago!!, beat him up and threw him into oblivion.......well, into the closet under the stairs anyway!!!

Jeff with the beard: Same thing!

Chant: Shut up Jeff and shave off that beard!!!

Jeff: Will not!!!

At the hotel the JLR are getting ready to call a cab to take them to the restaurent

AGW: Now remember kids, behave and you will get desert!!!

Ace: And that should come from you, it was you who tickled Jackie tonight!!!

Jackie: WHAT, IT WAS YOU????

AGW: [gulp!]

AGW looks at ACE with daggers in his eyes!!!

AGW: [you sunnuva...]

Brit: Now now, no fighting, this is a decent hotel....Wait, that would be Motel!!!

Jackie: Come back here AGW, I´m gonna kick your arse!!!

DLD: Why jackie, you sound more British day by day, soon you will be saying "Oh dear my" and drinking tea!!!

Britannica: Do you think she is suffering from BABS???

Jackie: BABS????

DLD: British Accent and Behaviour Syndrome......WAITAMINNIT!!!!....THAT SYNDROME IS HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!!!!!

JLR: RUN FOR IT BEFORE SHE INFECTS US!!!!

Jackie: [eh?] [eh?] [eh?]

Will the JLR get away from Jackie in time, Will Jackie be cured from the horrible disease and will Jeff ever shave???

Read more some other time!!!!