Later, in the Green Room. . .

The area you are trying to call, is currently unavailable, please check the number or try again la. . . *beep*

Brit: Damn!

Ace: What's up, Brit?

Brit: Oh, I was trying to contact King RM552.5 of Doesntreallyexista. I was hoping to ask him to impersonate RM552, until he shows up again.

LM: You mean like how RM552 impersonated King RM552.5, at the King's wedding to Princess Chantina?

Brit: Precisely. But unfortunately, all of the communication channels to Doesntreallyexista are down. I can't get through to him. I don't understand why though? [sad]

AGW: Why don't you just use one of those portal-thingies to pop over and ask him?

(y)NW: Remember, we were told we were always welcome, as long as we called first. Especially after what happened, during RM552's first visit.

AGW: Oh, yeah. . . [gulp!]

Harpy: *urp*

DLD: Harpy, are you OK?

Harpy: Harpy, eat something, not agree with Harpy. . . [eh... i dunno... ]

Ace: What!?!
(y)NW: Who did you eat Harpy?
Brit: Was it RM552, Harpy?

Harpy: [who, me?] Owww! Harpy insides hurt. . . . *bluuuurrrttt* [Harpy throws up RM552] *plonk*

RM552: 'Bout &@(#*%! time, guys!!!! [you sunnuva...]

LM: Language [no no no]

Ace: Well that solves, part of our problem. But what do we do about Jackie and Harpy?

Brit: Don't worry, I have that one covered. [Britannica pulls out a bell and mirror] Ohhh, Har-pieeee, look what Uncle Britannica has for you :) *tinkle* *tinkle*

Harpy: *ehhhhh* Huh!?! [humina humina] Harpy love bell and mirrorrrrrrzzzzzzz [Harpy transforms back into Cowgirl Jack]

Brit: Quick, DLD, get several mugs of hot chocolate!

DLD: Dun!

Ace: How's that going to help? We need both of them!

Brit: Don't worry, both will be at the press conference, but it is better to start off with Cowgirl Jack. Trust me. Have any of my plans, ever led us astray?

LM: Yes.
AGW: Frequently.
RM552: and often!

Brit: Oh, shut-up. . .