RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Writer's Block JLR: The Convention Adventure

LM: Speaking of cow dung, what're ya gonna do about Vanessa, Wednesday?

AGW: What does Vaness have to do with cow dung?

LM: Ummmm.... nothing.

AGW: Oh.

Long silence.

AGW: Well, anyone who perused my summary of our first adventure knows that it was in fact Superfly Sr. who had... relations with Vanessa while he was posing as me in a nefarious plot to infiltrate the JLR. You guys did read the memo, didn't you?

JLR: Umm... yeah !

CJ: I didn't !

AGW: .

CJ: [Gulp] I mean, yeah I did !

AGW: .

(y): We don't have time for this. Wednesday and I must go to the dance at once.

552: Tee hee.

(y): What?

552: [Pointing rudely] Nightwing's got a girlfriend!

(y): .

Ace: And we all know we don't wanna make Nightwing angry.

(y): What is that supposed to mean?

Ace: Well we all saw what happened between you and Superboy earlier.

(y): I wasn't angry. I was--

Brit: You were angry.

(y): I was NOT angry. I was simply--

552: Dude, you were angry

(y): I DO NOT GET ANGRY!

AGW: Oh, you were angry. You were downright P.O.'ed.

(y): FOR THE LAST TIME I DO NOT GET ANGRY !

CJ: Alrighty then, you weren't angry.

(y): Thank you.

CJ: You were furious!

(y): !

A huge golden energy bolt surrounds (young) and extends outward, crushing the other JLR members against the walls. After a while, the bolt finally vanishes, and the heroes fall limp to the ground.

(y): [Looks around] I'm going to go meditate now.

JLR: [Cough, cough, wheeze, cough]

552: [Cough] You know what, Wednesday?

AGW: [Wheeze] What?

552: [Cough and wheeze] You do look good in purple.

[ 02-23-2003, 02:59 PM: Message edited by: AGW ]