The JLR make their way to the lift.

Brit: Umm, Jackie, do you think it's wise carrying a magically-enhanced evil rabbit to a party in your handbag? I mean, what if he gets out?

CJ: It's OK Britannica, I'll just give him some carrot sticks later on.

LM: Who's ever heard of carrot sticks being served at a Super Hero convention?

Ace: Look, lets just enjoy ourselves tonight. . .

(y)NW: But not too much, remember we have a battle tomorrow afternoon!

AGW: [sad] But I'm meeting Amy and Bridget, tonight!

LM: And I'm hooking up with She-Hulk!!

CJ: In your dreams, La Machine!

DLD: After the trouble you are in with Vanessa, do you think that's wise, AGW?

AGW: I keep telling you, that was Superfly, Sr!!

*Ding* [The elevator door opens and the JLR walk in. Ace presses the button to the lobby]

Brit: But remember, Wednesday, if Vanessa asks for a DNA paternity test, you might be in trouble. Superfly, Sr. is this reality's version of you, therefore you share the same DNA! Plus, Vanessa remembers Superfly as being a member of the JLR. As far as she's concerned you've just changed your name to get out of your parental responsibilities.

AGW: Oh man, what am I going to do!!

Brit: It's OK, all we have to do is get Superfly, Sr. to testify that he was the one who slept with Vanessa and is the father of her child.

AGW: That's great!!! I'm sure once he does that, this whole mess will be sorted out.

Brit: Not really. Do you really expect a super villain to admit that he impregnated a woman, if he can blame it on a super-hero?

AGW: I'm screwed! [no no no]

RM552: So Jackie, you and the Hulk got a hot date lined up then?

CJ: [eh?] No, you know I'm going to try and pick-up Hawkman!

RM552: Well Harpy and Hulk seemed pretty cosey earlier on.

CJ: [whaaaa!] What the!?!

*ding* [the elevator door opens, to reveal the Hulk standing by the door, wearing a tuxedo and holding a bouquet of pansies]

Hulk: Where is Bird Woman? Hulk love Bird Woman!

CJ: [um.... uh huh! ... ] Um, Harpy couldn't it make it tonight. . .

Hulk: [you sunnuva...] Bird Woman stand Hulk up!?!

Ace: Um, Jackie, I don't think that was the smartest thing you could have said. . .

Hulk: Hulk don't like being stood up!!!

DLD: Somebody shut the door quick!

Hulk: HULK MAD!!

(y)NW: Got it! [presses all of the buttons for all of the floors]

Hulk: HULK SMASH!!!!! [AAAHHHH!!!] [The Hulk pulls back his arm, to throw a punch, just as the doors start to close]

JLR: [whaaaa!]

[ 02-25-2003, 08:38 AM: Message edited by: Britannica ]