RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Writer's Block JLR: The Convention Adventure

Reggie: You have twenty seconds.

JLR: Crap again!

AGW, Brit, (young), Harpy, and Ace scramble to the arena while the rest of the JLR head to the stands.

Brit: Well, this is it, guys. Our first cross-team battle.

Harpy: Harpy no feel good. Harpy stomach hurt.

Brit: Harpy this is no time to get cold feet!

Harpy: Caw ...

AGW: So... uuhhh... how are we gonna beat these guys?

Brit: Well, I'm working on that.

AGW and Ace: .

Announcer: And in this corner, the one, the only JUSTICE LEAGUE REALITY!!!

And five people in the crowd cheer.

The doors open and the spotlight pans over. The JLR walk out into the arena, stop in their place, and strike poses.

Suddenly, the spotlight turns off, and the arena lights all come back on. There, across the floor space are Robin III, Impulse, Superboy, Wondergirl II, and Empress all primed for battle.

Announcer: Let's get ready to RUUUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

The bell rings and immediately Superboy and (young) take to the air and charge. Brit pulls out his Britannerang and aims for Robin, while Ace throws a flurry of cards in Impulse's direction. Empress disappears and Wondergirl leaps for Harpy.

Empress reappears behind AGW and tackles him to the ground. Superboy lands a tactile telekinesis-powered punch square in (young)'s right jaw. Impulse barely dodges Ace's cards and nearly trips over himself before wrapping Ace's own coat around him. Robin deflects Brit's Britannerang with his Batterang and sends it flying back at our hero.

AGW: As much as I like a woman who goes after what she wants, you're ruining my tux. Now I'm going over there.

POOF!

Britannica catches the Britannerang just before it can clock him in the head. Robin whistles and suddenly, the Super Cycle flies into the frey, nearly running over Brit

DLD: Hey, that's not fair. You said five members max per team.

Reggie: Sorry, but the Super Cycle is technically not a member of YJ. He's classified a weapon, and therefore, as usuable as Britannica's Briterang.

552: Britannerang.

Reggie: Right! Britennang.

Robin jumps on the cycle and charges for Brit, while Empress teleports after AGW, narrowly avoiding getting between Harpy and Wondergirl who are aggressively punching, kicking, and pulling at each other's hair.

Impulse stands triumphantly over a bound Ace.

Impulse: You're okay, right? I didn't hurt ya, did I?

Ace: Nah. Could ya do me a favor, though?

Impulse: What's that?

Ace: Could you pull this Queen of Hearts card out of my left jacket pocket. It's chafing.

Impulse: I dunno.

Ace: It's just a card.

Impulse: Okay, but don't try anything funny.

Meanwhile, Brit jumps out of the Super Cycle's way just in time to throw his Britannerang into it's tailpipe. The Cycle bucks, throws Robin off, and crashes. Luckily for Robin, he knows how to fall and tumble. Unluckily, however, he loses sight of his staff and Batterang. Soon both combatants are on their feet.

Superboy gets another shot off. This time it's a knee to (young)'s six-pack stomach, and the warrior buckles.

Superboy: This is for last night!

(young) gets a hard elbow to the back, sending him falling to the ground.

Harpy: Caw! Harpy eat fake blonde!

Wondergirl: Not in this lifetime, girlfriend.

Wondergirl's punch hits Harpy right in the chin and she tumbles backward in the air.

BOOM!

Impulse staggers back, the smoke burning his eyes.

Impulse: Aaah! Your Queen of Hearts blew up in my face!

Ace [finally freeing himself]: Yeah. That's a "Bitch," ain't it.

Empress pulls out a knife and slashes at AGW who disappears just in time. He reappears behind her and cocks her mask, blinding her. She's ready for him, though.

Empress: Sit down!

Unable to stop himself, AGW sits on the ground with his legs crossed. Empress realigns her mask.

Empress: Now bark like a dog!

AGW: Woof! Woof!

DLD [from the stand]: How embarassing.

Robin charges toward Brit and the punches fly. Sadly, the well trained Robin quickly gets the upper hand and pins Brit down.

Brit: Wait!

Robin: You've got to be kidding.

Brit: No, I'm not. Just one thing before you punch me.

Robin: What?

Brit:

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Robin: Spoiler? Where? Does my hair look ok? I didn't know Stephanie would be here!

Wham!

Robin falls on his face. He scurries to his feet but is obviously dazed.

Britannica then commences to beat Robin senseless... Adam West style!

Bam! Wham!! Pow!

And Robin is down for the count.

CJ [from inside Harpy's head]: Something's wrong with Harpy's stomach and now we're losing this fight. Gotta do something.

Wondergirl lands another punch.

CJ: Harpy, listen to me. You know there's a rumor going around that Wondergirl's got a new love interest.

Harpy: Harpy no care! Harpy's stomach hurt!

CJ: It's the Hulk!

Harpy: CAW !!!

Harpy slashes violently at Wondergirl. In under a minute, Cassie Sandsmark is spiralling to the ground and hits it hard.

Two down.

Ace throws a punch at Impulse, but it never lands. The high speed teen is just too fast, and avoids every potential blow.

Empress surveys her sitting duck. Always the warrior, she pulls out her knife a decides to play with her conquest. She takes a hold of the barking man's jacket and gashes a hole in the purple suit.

Then, AGW stops barking.

AGW: Oh no you di'n't!

With a fire in his eyes AGW disappears and reappears behind his opponent. Swiftly he trips her over and she falls back. On her way down, AGW takes a hold of her knife. By the time she lands he's already got the knife to her throat.

AGW: NOBODY RUINS MY CLOTHES !!!

Just then Harpy flies down and kicks Empress in the head, knocking her out. AGW and Harpy smile at each other and high five.

Three down.

Ace [unable to lay a hand on Impulse, who is obviously toying with him now as revenge for that little card trick]: A little help here!

Brit [running over to AGW]: I've got an idea.

Brit whispers something to AGW who promptly nods and teleports away.

Superboy hovers over (young) who is now on the floor on all four. He hears (young) grunting and smiles to himself.

(young): Grunt. Huff.

Superboy: That'll teach you to mess with the S-boy. I've got tactile telekinesis!


(young): Grunt. Huff.

Superboy: Look at you, grunting and huffing. And you're supposed to be the big kahuna of that little rookie team. Pathetic.

(young): I'm not grunting because you hit me.

Superboy [floating down to just above (young)]: Oh really? Okay then, Big Bad guy, why are you huffing and puffing.

(young): I'm revving up.

Superboy: :lol: . Oh really. For what?

(young): For this !

(young) turns over and unleashes a huge golden fireball at his opponent, sending Superboy rocketing into the air. He takes after him, and after a moment he's on Superboy. With a punch to the back, (young) sends him head first into the ground.

A bruised but triumphant (young) hovers over his opponent, embedded in the ground by his mighty punch.

(young): Don't you ever call me a rookie, SuperBOY!

AGW reappears next to Ace and slips him a disc. He disappears again and rejoins Harpy and Brit.

AGW: Ok, I got it and gave it to him. Do you think he'll know what to do with it?

Brit: He'd better.

Ace [looks at the disc]:

Then he gets it.

Ace: Ahhhhh!!!!! Hey Impulse!

Impulse: What?

Ace: Look what I've got?

Impulse: Huh?

Ace: Zelda: The Wind Waker. Got it just when it came out.

Impulse: Whoa really? [He high speed snatches it from Ace's hand] I've wanting to play this game for a while, but Flash won't let me... Hey, this is a Vanessa Williams CD!

WHAM!!

Five down.

Announcer: And the winner by a TKO, JUSTICE LEAGUE REALITY!!!

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And the crowd is dumbfounded.