(y)NW: . . . THIS [(young) Nightwing releases an orb of blinding green energy towards Nets-Thing. The impact causes the rest of the JLR members to go flying into the walls.]

Brit: umm, Brian old chap. I thought you said you weren't going to do that?

(y)NW): I said I wasn't going to use a blinding golden orb of light.

AGW: He does have a point there.

Ace: Maybe so, but it didn't work. The La's still Nets-Thing!

[Indeed, the vegibeastial Nets-Thing stands in the same spot completly unharmed]

Nets-Thing [with La Machine's voice]: Hey guys! What happened here?

RM552: Young has re-awakened the La's full intelligence inside the monster's body.

CJ: No difference then. :)

La Nets-Thing: Hey! [you sunnuva...]

Chant: But how will that help us? La Machine is only registered in the tournament, not Nets-Thing!

(y)NW: Well this is La Machine. There should be no problem.

Chant: But then how come we have to register Jackie and Harpy as two different members?

Brit: Simple. This is La Machine. It is his body. It may have different abilities, but essentially it contains his intelligence and memories. CJ and Harpy are completely different on the other hand. While they may share the same body, they posses completely independent memories, values and thought processes. We could never pursade the judges, that CJ and Harpy are the same person. However, we might just be able to convince them that La Machine is La Machine.

CJ: I have never heard a more convoluted peice of horsedung in my entire life! It's only because we needed two female members to be able to register in this competition!

Brit: CJ's right. [sad]

La Nets-Thi...(oops sorry) La Machine: [eh?] What are you guys talking about?

Brit [handing LaMachine a clean LM uniform - in stores this July]: Just put this on.

LM [to Jackie]: Do you mind?

CJ: Mind what?

DLD [turning Jackie around to face the wall and covering her eyes with his hand]: I think he wants a little privacy.