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LA MACHINE vs. HELLCAT

Announcer: La Machine and Hellcat are within striking distance of each other . . .

LM [who is lumbering across the battle arena floor, being slowed down by the area obstacles, barricades and trenches]: Oh great! No speed! No leaping ability! I get new powers and I have no idea how they work. . .

*SLASH* *RIIIIIIP*

LM: Owww!

Announcer: Hellcat makes the first strike. La Machine looks very disappointing out there. . .

*SLASH* *SLASH* *SLASH* *SLASH* *SLASH* *SLASH*

LM: ow ow ow ow ow ow

Announcer: It looks like the Cat is sharpening her claws against a tree out there. Bits of La Machine a flying everywhere. This is horrible!

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Ace: Oh man. The La is going down!
AGW: But have you seen Hellcat’s moves. Rrrrrrrrr
(y)NW: If only he would harness his true potential. . .
Brit: Maybe things aren’t as bad as we thought. Look!

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Announcer: This is amazing. All of the little bits of La Machine are moving! And they are heading back towards La Machine!

[The bits start to move faster and faster eventually reforming themselves to make La Machine whole once more]

LM: Woo Hoo! I have a healing ability.

Hellcat: That won’t save you sweetie!

*THWACK* *KICK* *THUD*

Announcer: Hellcat strikes again and knocks the JLR’s Nets Fan to the ground.

*POUNCE*

Announcer: Hellcat has pinned down La Machine!

Hellcat [Straddling La Machine’s chest, her knees pinning down LM’s arms]: Now we can do this quick and easy or we can do this the hard way? Up to you, honey? [Hellcat raises her arm, claws outstretched and ready to strike]

LM [looking up at Hellcat]: Hard. Definitely hard

Announcer: This looks like it for La Machine!

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AGW: Why couldn’t that be me? Hey that reminds me has anyone seen Alice or Beatrice yet?
Ace: Oh Man, looks like we have three down now
Brit: Come on LM!
(y)NW [thinking]: La Machine, use your full potential damn it!

[From the battle arena comes a sickening sound]

*CRUNCH*

Announcer, Crowd, Ace & AGW:

Brit & (y)NW: :)

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Announcer: My…my goodness! A third arm has come out of La Machine’s chest and punched Hellcat right under her jaw! She’s out of the battle!

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AGW: wow
Ace: I said it before and I’ll say it again -
Brit: whew!
(y)NW: about time too. . .

LM [with the unconscious form of Hellcat laying on top of him]: hard. definitely hard