Narrator: They have fought against villainy and greed. They've saved Christmas (sorta), defeated golems, and even offended The Defenders. Now witness the JLR's greatest, most gruesome battle. Kids, cover your eyes, as we bring you Part 5 and 6 of...
The JLR vs. A PREGNANT WOMAN!20 minutes later, Chant runs into The Motel Room of Justice, melon in hand. Cowgirl Jack is crouched on the bed, watching hundreds of pieces of her teammate reform. The video's still playing.
Chant: What's going on? Hey, CJ, I see you found the... Official JLR... um... Conception Training Video.
The final bits reform to make La whole.
Vegi-La: That's the fifteenth time she's done that. For the love of Gob, help me!
Chant: Right!
Triumphantly, Chant pulls a whole watermelon from his bag and holds it above his head.
Chant: I have WATERMELON
![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
!
CJ: ....
Chant: What?
CJ: CUT IT NOW!
Chant: Okay, okay.
CJ: NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
!
Chant sprints to the kitchen and searches the drawers.
Chant: Yes, cutting... knife... just give me a second.
CJ: In sixteen equal parts, please. Anything bigger would be unlady-like
![[who, me?]](graemlins/whome01.gif)
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Chant and Vegi-La:
![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
.
Chant looks through every drawer and cupboard only to find a dirty spoon.
CJ:
![[you sunnuva...]](images/icons/mad.gif)
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Chant [searching every drawer again]: So... hehe... you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find something heroic to do in a small town filled with every superhero in existence.
CJ:
.
Chant: So, Ceej... Do you mind if I call you that?
CJ:
Chant: Okay, then. Cowgirl Jack, you wouldn't mind eating one whole, would you?
CJ gets ready to pounce.
Vegi-La: Not again!
