RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Writer's Block JLR: The Convention Adventure

Chant [holding up an envelope]: Wait! Haha, I can use one of my trusty Chanterangs to slice through the watermelons.

CJ and Vegi-La: ...

Chant: What?

Vegi-La: Chanterangs?

Chant: Yeah.

Vegi-La: Oooooo, I'm tellin' Brit. Oooooooooooo.

Several slices later, the watermelon is cut into sixteen equal parts.

Vegi-La: Good job, Chant. Now feed her the watermelon.

CJ: .

Vegi-La: ...Slowly.

And Chant does, only nearly losing both hands.

CJ eyes the watermelon then Chant

CJ: This watermelon has seeds.

Chant: They actually wanted me to pay more for a watermelon without seeds. More for less, really. Well, I just said to that produce clerk, "Give me the whole melon or no--"

CJ: I HATE SEEDS!!!!!!!!!!

Chant: Mother.

WHAM! KRAK! KBANK! BOOM BOOM BOOM! SKREEEEEEEOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Then, just before CJ reaches Chant's spleen, the door opens.

Brit: Hey guys.

Vegi-La and Chant: .

CJ: .

Brit: ...Sorry I'm late. I tried to go through the Fast Check Out Lane, but I ended up behind Multiple Man. Big mistake. The old bugger had THREE FULL CARTS, can you believe it? He just kept multplying himself and taking ten items. There were dozens of them.

CJ: .

Brit: Oh, and I got your watermelon.

Veg-La: Tell me it's seedless.

Brit: Well no, actually. They wanted more for a watermelon without seeds. More for less, surely. Well, I just looked that produce clerk in the eye and said, "Give me the--"

CJ: .

Vegi-La [ducking behind the sofa]: Hey Brit, Chant named his envelopes 'Chanterangs.'

Brit: What ?

CJ:

Chant: !