Hello folks Snapper Car here. It’s a beautiful day here at the Superhero Convention and here we are getting ready for the next battle between the teams. This next battle faces the Formerly Known as the Justice League (promoting their new comic!) against the lesser known JLR.

You know I gotta say that these JLR members seemed to come out of nowhere. I’ve never even heard of them until now.

Well Tom that’s because you’re an idiot.

Ha ha ha yea-…. Hey waitaminute.

The JLR may be an unknown but don’t let that fool you. They aren’t going down without one hell of a fight. This is very exciting. This next match will decide who will be moving on to the final round.

Anyways the battle is almost underway. Infact here come the two teams now.

The crowd cheers as the old JL walk into the arena. [woooOOOOoooo!]

Registered Member 552- [whaaaa!] Woah check it out. It’s that girl from BlazingFire.com.

Male members of the JLR- [wink]

AGW- I think I’m in love. [humina humina]

(young) Nightwing- You just said that yesterday when we were watching Baywatch.

AGW- Then I think I’m in love all over again.

CJ- Tsk I guess I’d better handle her if you’re all going to be drooling all over her like that.

DLD- No! I’m sorry CJ but I’m afraid I can’t let you do that. Fire is much too powerful, hot, fierce, hot, and dangerous for you.

AGW- And hot! Can’t forget hot!

DLD- Yes which is why I feel it is my responsibility- nay -my duty to take on Fire in a completely selfless manner.

AGW- What!?! But I want to fight her hot voluptuous body.

DLD- Okay then I’ll tell you what. We’ll flip for her. Heads I win and tails you lose okay. I’ll even let you call it in the air.

AGW- Hmmm… Okay that sounds fair.

DLD- Okay. Call it! (DLD flips a coin into the air.)

AGW- Ummm umm….. Heads… No no wait tails!

DLD- Ha, it is tails…You know what that means…

AGW- Yeah yeah I lose…. [sad]


Darnit I knew I shoulda picked heads! [DOH!]