Brittanica- Heh so you’re the old JLA huh. Well prepare to be taken out JLR style!

Ralph- What!?! Did he say he wants to take us out? But I’m already married.

DLD speeds over to Fire.

DLD- Looks like youse and me gots a date. [cool]

Fire- Teh yeah like I’d ever date a janitor…..Well there was that one time I dated one but he was really cute and-

DLD- Woah…woah….woah! What are you saying. That I’m not cute enough for you!! [you sunnuva...]

Fire- No that’s not it….I was just saying-

DLD- Oh that’s it lady! Feel thine own wrath woman!!! Hughnn… [AAAHHHH!!!]

(DLD tosses three cans of flamible air freshener straight at Fire like grenades.)

BOOM!

Fire- Ha. Was that supposed to hurt?

DLD- (Hmmm… It seems that the fire from the fiery explosion only seems to strengthen Fire’s power. Who woulda guessed it?)

Fwoosh

Fire- Is it hot in here or is it just me?

DLD- It’s just you!

Fire- I can fix that.

Fire flies by setting the whole ground around DLD on fire.

DLD- Ohhw Ah Oww Hotfoot! HOTFOOT!!! [AAAHHHH!!!]

Looks like I’ll need a little help…

(DLD pulls a remote from his pocket and presses the button.)

BZZZT!

A remote controlled custodian cart crashes through the gates and flies into the stadium. DLD quickly grabs a wet mop from it as it buzzes by him and nails Fire knocking her to the ground.

DLD jumps over the helplessly pinned down Fire and raises his mop for the final blow.

DLD- Time to put out the fire!

Oh wait I almost forgot…..DLD pulls out a mini tape player and presses play.

“Bum Bum Bum Buumm Buh Buh Buhhm!”

My victory song!

After the song DLD slams the mop over her head extinguishing the flames.