Day 13

As he finishes his last few reps of a superhuman amount of weight, (young) Nightwing's mind begins to wander. He ponders the fact that he's the only member who has used the gym's equipment since the team arived. His temper begins to flair and he grunts through an extra five repetitions. It's not enough to calm him, though, and his entire body begins to glow a bright gold. Just as he is about to demolish the entire gym, the door swings open, and in walks...

DBP: Young? Ummm... Mr. Nightwing?

(young) [his aura dissipating]: Please, Di Bat Pho, feel free to call me (young).

DBP: Ok... Young In Parentheses. The team is wondering what you want on your pizza.

(young): I'm sorry what? I must have been working out too hard. I could have sworn you just said the team was making pizza.

DBP: Well, 552 is downstairs making pizza for everyone.

(young): That's it! I can't take this anymore  - !

DBP: Oh dear.

1.6 seconds later, downstairs.

Vegi-La: I tell ya, this is the life.

Ace: Sure is. We should train more often.

JLR:  -

CJ: Hey, I've got a question.

Chant: Well, d...

CJ: [you sunnuva...]

Chant: ...do tell, CJ.

CJ: I was just wondering, if we're isolated from the remainder of the world and living in a time warp bubble pocket reality universe thing... how are we able to get cable in every bedroom?

552: A really long extension cord.

CJ: Oh.

Cue a very angry (young) Nightwing:

(young): WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOHAN (the old man who took it upon himself to train me to beyond peak human ability) IS GOING ON HERE?!

JLR: [um....  uh huh! ...  ]

(young):  -

JLR: [whaaaa!]

Chant: Ummmm... we're making pizza?

The furniture, dishes, and people begin to tremble as (young)'s aura returns, brighter than ever.

AGW: Hold on there, sparky!

Brit: Yes, (young), please calm down. We were just making a pizza to commemorate our last day before training begins.

Vegi-La: We were?

Brit: Yes... we were! Tomorrow, we all plan to get going and really hit the weights. Right, oh fearless leader?

Vegi-La: Who me?

Brit: Do you see any other fearless leaders around here?

Vegi-La: Umm.. yeah, we're all training, starting tomorrow.

JLR: [sad]

(young): Very well. If anyone needs me, I'll be meditating in my room.

As (young) turns to leave, an unaware DLD walks in from the kitchen.

DLD: Okay, who ordered the diet pizza with extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra cheese?

CJ [raising her hand]: Teehee [who, me?] .