Day 60

Early morning.

AGW: Uh, Brit? why are you sleeping in my bed?

Brit: Yes, AGW?

AGW: Why are sleeping in my bed?

Brit: Because Di Bat Pho is scheduled to transform again today.

Ace [hiding under the bed]: Not to mention CJ.

RM552 [hiding in the cupboard]: Shhh you idiots! They might hear us!

Ace, AGW & Brit: Sorry [eh... i dunno... ] .

AGW: Hey what are you guys doing in here anyway!?!

DLD [hiding in the clothes basket (don’t ask)]: Hiding from Harpy!

AGW: What! You too DLD?

Ace: Safety in numbers, man.

RM552: Shut-up, they’ll hear us.

AGW: Sorry. So... will DBP transform into that cheeky little monkey again?

Brit: To be honest, I don’t really know how that works in the Room. Hah, to be honest I don’t really know how that works in the real world.

AGW: Who does? -

JLR: -

JLR: SHUSH!

JLR: Sorry!

Brit: What I mean is whether she keeps transforming into Di Khi Pho or if she turns into the next humanoid-animal of the zodiac.

Ace: Which one is that?

Brit: Rooster. So that would make her Di Ga Pho

Ace: Oh great, now they both have talons.

Meanwhile outside

Harpy: Caw... But you look like chicken? Caw!

DGP: Bwork! But ah’m telling ya gal, I’m a rooster! Cluck... Cluck. [Pointing to a very frightened Chant] Now that’s ah chicken. Bwork!