Day 227

AGW is eating a third bowl of Frosted Puff Rice Sugar Flakes (now with more sugar!) when Britannica hurries into the kitchen and grabs a bagel.

Brit: Wed, Cheers!

AGW [to himself]: Yes, they will all cheer me soon...

Brit: I'm sorry, what was that?

AGW: Oh, I said, "They will all hear my spoon..."

Brit: Oh, alright, well that's very... strange of you. Listen here, old chap, how's the training going?

AGW: Soon, I will be the one training the world!

Brit: Say again [izzat so?] ?

AGW: I said, "Noon, I will bring a nun braining the girl."

Brit: I see. Well, good luck on that.

Just then, DBP walks in, grabbing a bagel.

Brit: Hello, sugarplum. I see you grabbed a bagel, just like me [biiiig grin] !

DBP: Cheers, my sweetness.

Brit: No, you're MY sweetness.

DBP and Brit: -

AGW: -

Brit: DBP and I have been able to spend so much time together now that we're both working on developing our telepathic powers.

AGW: Well, that's just lovely.

DBP [sitting on Brit's lap]: I'm developing a sixth sense that warns me of danger!

AGW: Hey, is there a month where she turns into a spider, man?

DBP: No, why?

AGW: Oh nuttin'.

DBP: Dear, what is she talking about?

Brit: Who knows? He's American.

DBP: Oh well, see you in Prolonged Mental Focus 102?

Brit: Of course, hun. Ta!

The two kiss, rub noses, and make giggly sounds.

AGW: Gob, I need a woman....

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Chant walks into the gym to find DLD on the benchpress and CJ running hard on the treadmill. DLD seems to be very focused on the weights while CJ is VERY flushed and covered with sweat.

Chant: Hey, DLD, how's it goin'?

DLD: Just... another... 75 reps to go.

Chant: Great, I'll just put down here that you're almost done with your warmup.

DLD: -

Chant: CJ, see you're working on the treadmill now. Good to see SOMEBODY around here cares about their cardiovascular fitness.

CJ: Must... get... thin.

Chant: What? But Ceej, you're already--

CJ: NO! Carter Hall.... might be.... on JLA team.... Must look PERFECT!

Chant: Umm... CJ--

CJ: SHUSH! I'm in.... The Zone!

Chant walks over to DLD.

Chant [whispering]: You didn't tell her Hawkman's now in the JSA, did you?

DLD: [wink]