Reality
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The Room of Spirit and Time – Epilogue
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Have you cleaned your Room (of Spirit and Time)?

Midnight Spectre and Wednesday enter the Tower of Earth’s Guardian to find a scene of chaos.

Cowgirl Jack and Di Bat Pho are hugging each other, alternating between laughing and crying and getting angry.

Dende and Mr Popo are looking very cross and arguing with Vegi La, Ace, RM552 and Chant.

Britannica is sitting down, rubbing his temples…

Before they can ask what is going on. Wednesday starts to shake…

Midnight: What’s wrong?

Wed: D-don’t know? Feeling strange. Ah! It… hurts!

Strange bulges appear all over Wednesday’s body. The bulges start turning into different colours… red and yellow and pink and green, purple and orange and blue…

Midnight: Watch out everyone. He’s gonna blow!

Everyone is able to scramble to safety as

Wed: Aggghhhhh!!
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Hundreds of emoticons are released from Wednesday’s body. Smilies, grumpies, lol’s mads, love’s, nono’s, crazies, whome’s and vomiting emoticons whiz around the Tower of Earth’s Guardian, buzzing the JLR, Dende and Mr Popo. The combined sound of laughter, grumbling, yelling, woo hooing and d’ohing is defining.

After the emoticons have dispersed and it is safe for everyone to come out again, they find Wednesday lying on the ground. They race up to him.

CJ & DBP: Are you alright? [concern etched on their faces]

Wed: [getting up groggily] Ugh. Never want to do that again…

RM552: Look. He’s lost all his powers!

Ace: He’s not going to change his name again is he?

Wed: Haven’t lost all of them. I still have the first power I gained in the room – Telekinesis.

CJ & DBP: Bastard! This is all your fault! [they both whack Wednesday over the back of his head, storm off then sit down, start crying and hug each other again]

Wed: Ow. What’s their problem?

Brit: [wincing in pain] They are adjusting to having a 12 month hormonal cycle condensed into a twenty-four hour period. The problem is I’m getting Di Bat Pho’s emotions flooding into my head, through our telepathic link.

A cross Dende walks up to Midnight Spectre, while Mr Popo enters The Room of Spirit and Time.

Dende: (young)… Midnight Spectre we are very angry. Did you see the mess you left The Room of Spirit and Time in?

Midnight: I’m sorry Dende. There was an unforseen last-minute incident. I’m sure dun_like_dinner would be happy to help clean…

Dende: There is no time! The Room is needed elsewhere!

And with that the doorway to The Room of Spirit and Time disappears…

RM552: Great. A time-share Room of Spirit and Time…

Dende: That’s right. Time’s are tough and to cover costs we have to share The Room with the other Guardians of Earth’s multiverse. We’re going to get fined big-time because of this.

Midnight: I’m sure once we win the prize money from the Convention, we will be happy to contribute to any costs. And our offer of dun_like_dinner’s assistance still stands…

Chant: Hang on. Can he just give the prize money away like that?

Brit: Hang on. Where is DLD?

Vegi-La: Oh No! Wednesday forgot to bring him back!

Wed: Oh crap! Hang on... I didn’t even delete him…

Ace: Come to think of it. DLD didn’t pull his weight in that battle with Wednesday…

JLR: Ohmigob! He’s still in The Room!

Midnight: Dende, can you bring The Room back?

Dende: Are you kidding!?! Do you want us to be charged a late fee as well?

Vegi-La: Good one, Midnight… Because of your brilliant training plan, we’ve lost a team member, got to pay a clean up fee and Brit can’t concentrate because the girls are hyper-hormonal!

RM552: And it’s now 1.15am Thursday morning and our battle with the Avengers starts at 10am!

CJ: [whacking Midnight across the back of the head] This is all your fault!

DBP: [whacking Britannica across the back of the head] And that is for agreeing with her!

Brit: Him…

DBP: SHUT-UP!!! You don’t know how I feel!! [AAAHHHH!!!]

Both CJ and DBP start crying again.

Chant: This is going to be a looooong day…