JLR: The Convention Adventure

The Ending

Narrator: The JLR stands victorious, they have won their most difficult battle yet. It was won using subterfuge, cunning and sheer violence.

Wednesday: Well, that was slightly different than usual.

LA Machine: Whatever do you mean?

Wednesday: Well, fighting Thor has really given me a perspective on life that I have not previously thought about.

Britannica: What is that?

Wednesday: No matter how big and strong you are, a good BFAAMS will always get the better of you!

Britannica: Word!

LA Machine: So, we all fought real heroes this time, and we all won, it seems….

Cowgirl Jack: ARGGHH, MY BOOTS, THEY ARE RUNIED!!!

Ace: well, geez, I’m sorry to hear that CJ, ummm, maybe you can get the fixed…or somethin´

Cowgirl Jack: Yes, fixes, yes. RM #552! Can you fix my boots? Oh pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease???

RM #552: I’m sorry CJ, but those boots are just ripped beyond repair, but don’t worry, they come with a warranty!

JLR: [eh?]

RM #552: Yes, a warranty, what’s so weird about that?

Cowgirl Jack: YES, YES, WHAT`S SO WEIRD ABOUT THAT????

JLR: Ummm….nothin´

Britannica: While we’re at it. LA Machine, you looked a little confused after you fight with Giantman

LA Machine: I was just a little confused because last I notice we were still inside the room, and now we’re here.

Narrator: The rest of the JLR looked at each other, and then shrugged.

Ace: It happens man, don’t worry about it.

Cowgirl Jack: Uh, uh uh uh uh, how about you Chant, how did you defeat all those soldiers, I man, I don’t see any clones around here?

Chant: What makes you think that I’m not a clone?

Cowgirl Jack: well ummm…. [eh?]

Chant: :lol: don’t worry, I didn’t clone myself, I used a different method than the cloning thing.

Wednesday: Why?

Chant: I forgot how to clone myself!

LA Machine: That explains everything

Cowgirl Jack: Psst, hey Ace, let’s hope he never remembers :lol:

Ace: [biiiig grin]

Chant: [...rassamnfrackin...]

Britannica: Then how did you do it?

Chant: It’s a simple thing, I stood before all the soldiers, and it was getting rather embarrassing since I told them that they should wait until I had cloned myself.

JLR: yes, yes, go on!

Chant: Anyhoo, it didn’t work, I couldn’t clo….

Narrator: With a loud BANG, Mjolnir, the enchanted hammer of the Thunder God Thor hits Chant in the back of his head. Chant immediately gets up and picks up the hammer and turns around with a:

Chant: WHO DID THAT???

Narrator: Suddenly Chant straightens and gets a confused look in his eyes and smiles

Chant: Look, birdies…..and bells, they go ding dong all day long

Wednesday: ummm, are you alright mon?

Narrator: Suddenly Chant turns around and drops the hammer, he looks at the JLR with surprise.

Chant: THE JLR, Stand back you bloody do-gooders, or I shall have to destroy you!

Ace: Oh boy, here we go again!

Britannica: It seems like he is back to evil again

Cowgirl Jack: Well, it was bound to happen sometime

LA Machine: Ohh well, we better get ready to fight him

Midnight Spectre: He did lift the hammer of Thor, he must be very powerful now!

Narrator: Wednesday used his TK to pull a closet near Chant, Britannica pointed his toe at him, Cowgirl Jack made herself ready to charge, Ace pulled an ace, Midnight Spectre charged up his Golden Fist attack, RM #552 pointed a thingie at him and LA Machine created a vegi bomb to throw at him.

Chant: Hmmm, hey, ain´t that Charlton Heston?

Narrator: All as one the JLR turn their heads in the direction Chant pointed, and the Mailmaster of Mayhem makes his daring escape.

Wednesday: Bloody hell, he escaped, again.

Midnight Spectre: He always do, well, let us collect the prize money

JLR: UH, MONEY!!!