Narrator: I won an award! I won an award!

Grimm: Stick to the script!

Narrator: Whatever. You're all just jealous of my award...

JLR: [yuh huh]

Narrator [polishing his statue]: They're just jealous of you, aren't they, my little Starsky? Dakota can only wish he had you, isn’t that right?

Dakota: [you sunnuva...]

Everyone: [no no no]

Narrator: Now then, it is my great pleasure (astherecipientoftheFavoriteSecondaryCharacterAward) to present the 2003 Starsky-Hutch Hall of (Justice) Fame Awards.

Several Members Who Were Not Told of Said Awards: Huh?

Brit: [who, me?]

Narrator: The recipient of our first award is dun_like_dinner, "for cleaning up our adventures by establishing the JLR Talk Thread."

LM and Ace: :lol:

dun_like_dinner: What's so funny?

La Machine: He said you cleaned up.

dun_like_dinner: Yeah, so?

Ace: Well, you're a janitor, dude.

dun_like_dinner: Oh......... I don't get it.

Jack Mehoff: [no no no]

Narrator: Our next recipient is Regiestered Member #552, "who provided a link to a new message board in our time of crisis."

RM: Bow down to your king [woooOOOOoooo!] !

Everyone: [yuh huh] X 5

To be continued...