I was living across the river from downtown Cincinnati and would often walk across the Suspension Bridge and scurry up to the WKRP studios and wait outside hoping to catch a glimpse of Loni Anderson's boobs or Andy's package. I stopped though on one fateful Thanksgiving morning when I was brutally attacked by a frozen turkey that fell from the sky like the wrath of God! Having learned my lesson I went on to become a Tom Cruise groupie when Rain Man began filming. To this day the stalking charges have yet to be proven in a court of law. Now I lay awake at night wondering when Jodie Foster will ever return to film another movie.
