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Ciccio Dolcetti, the fattest nerd in Italy, surfing the internet, stumble upon the call of der Kontinuity.

"Me?" he wonder. "What use can I be of?" he asks.

DK, from behind the monitor: "I can alter continuity. Just ask".

CD:"Anything?"

DK, triumphant: "Anything"

CD: "Well... uhmm... mhhh..."

One hour later.

DK: "Well?"

CD: "Hey, let me think... mhhh... hummm..."

Half a day later.

DK: "So?"

CD: "Can I have a burger?"

DK: "No, NO, NO!!! I can give you superpowers!"

CD: "Ah, cool!"

DK: "So, what kind of powers do you want?"

CD: "Let's see... ehm... uhm... mhhh...."

DK: [Mad]

We will spare you the rest of the origin story, I will only add that fateful day, Junk food Eater Lad was born!