"Would you like to suscribe to the New York Times?" the voice in the phone said.

DK: Eeeeh... Let me get back at you in a moment...

DK turns to his fearless companions and starts whispering...

DK: I think it's the evil Austin Danger Powers on the phone!

TSRftF: Holy Cow! I mean... Holy Cow!

DK: What do I say?! What do I say?!

JFEL: Tell him to give us his location! And his weakness!

DK: You think he's just gonna tell us that if we ask?!

Pele: Give me that!

Pele takes the phone from DK.

Pele: Hello? Mr Danger Powers?

NYTimes Guy: Uh... Do you wanna suscribe to the New York Times or not?

Pele: Uh... I...

Pele was now facing the most decition of his life. What should he say? What was the world's greatest soccer player suppoused to do in this situation?!