Once again, a door opened to introduce a new character: Extremely Snooty Independent Film Director Who Tries to Be Eccentric Because It's Fashionable Guy.

ESIFDWTtBEBIFG: "No, no, no, NO! This will not work. I need more from you. (Points to DK) You (Pointing to TSRftF) need loosen up. You act move like a machine for god's sake. You (Points to Pele) that thing you do with the ball is great. The camera loves it. And you (pointing to CD) I don't like. Leave my picture. I'll get Luke Perry or Leonardo DeCaprio to take your place. The women love them."

DK: "I won't ask who you are because your name was way too long in your introduction action. But what are you doing here?"

ESIFDWTtBEBIFG: "I'm negotiating. If you want me to do this film, I want points. Gross not net.

DK: "Points? What are you talking about?"

ESIFDWTtBEBIFG: "I get points or I walk. And spring water flown in from Milan. Those are my demands."

DK: "Do you want to know what I think of your demands?................"

What will Der Kontinuity think of his demands?
Is anyone, other than those posting, reading this story?
Who really gives a damn?
Find out the answers in the next post.

[ 06-24-2002, 03:09 PM: Message edited by: thedoctor ]