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The time: Now. The place: Thunder City, where the city has been under assault by a new and growing Injustice Board Gang! Der Kontinuity: "Thunder City is in grave danger! That dastardly Austin Danger Powers and his insidious new IBG have brought the city to its knees! And there's no MBL around to protect it! Furthermore, it seems as if Powers' Gang is backed by some much more powerful being, one who likely has the power to threaten all the Message Boards and Threads in the entire Messageverse! There's only one thing to do -- I must create a new Message Board League to save the boards from this new threat!" DK uses his power to organize continuity in a pleasing way to send out a beacon of help to potential members for a new MBL. Will anyone respond? *** PS: Der Kontinuity derives power from the written word, but he can also be weakened by it. John Byrne and the Back to the Future movies are his Kryptonite! PPS: Austin Danger Powers is a maniacal genius but has no powers of his own. He's sort of like a cross between the pre-Crisis Lex Luthor and the Joker, only he dresses in really snazzy '60s retro and speaks with a fake British accent... PPPS: This thread isn't meant to be taken too seriously, so just join up under a new name and let the story flow. Short posts only, please! And most of them should end with a cliffhanger that someone else can follow up on! Also: No planning! Have fun!      [ 05-22-2002: Message edited by: TheTimeTrust ]
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Austin Danger Powers: "I can see what you're doing, Kontinuity, and it blimey well won't do you any good! You and your bloody new team's days are numbered! My IBG is growing in evil power and numbers, and we shall soon be LEGION!" ADP: "Meet the IBG's newest members: Spawney S. Spawnson, Ph.D!" SSS: "I prefer to be called Dr. Spawnson. I have the power to get REALLY ANGRY and GO BALLISTIC on everyone! BEWARE MY WRATH! RRRAWRR! I'LL TEAR YOUR FACES OFF!" ADP: "ANd here's get flunky! 'Cause every evil team needs a flunky, guv'nor! He's kind of pathetic-looking and doesn't actually have any powers, but he does all my bidding, at least until the day the heroes get to him and turn him into a stool pigeon!" get flunky!: "We's gonna get all'a youse! Yeah, ha-ha!" ADP: "And this is The Bat-Man!" TBM: "I AM The Bat-Man! I am skilled in every martial arts ever imagined, and with enough planning I can take down anyone, even a planet-sized toe! Do not mock me!" ADP: "Come on, all you crime-loving punks! The IBG is looking for members! 'Cor! Blimey!" A voice booms, seemingly from nowhere: "HOW GOES IT, POWERS?" ADP: "Uh, it's going... good. Very good, uh... sir. We will put the next part of your plan into effect soon!" "SEE THAT YOU DO!" At that, the voice disappears. ADP: --thinks-- (Only until I can find a way to turn all power over to myself, you big fool...)
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The Super-Robot from the Future was walking on the street, when suddenly his cellphone started ringing! CELLPHONE: RING! RING! The Super-Robot from the Future: Gasp! I must answer the phone! TSRftF: Hello?! Who is it?! CP: Greeting, Super-Robot from the Future! TSRftF: Just call me Super-Robot! Who is this? CP: Der Kontinuity speaking, Super-Robot! I need your help! TSRftF: Why do you need my help, Der Kontinuity? DK: It's all explained in the first post, Super-Robot! Don't make me go back and read it again! TSRftF: I understand, Der Kontinuity! I'll go over there, but first I have to defeat some Martians! DK: Martians? What Martians? Suddenly, two UFOs appear on the sky! Two Martians come out of them. Martian1: We have come to destroy you, humans! Martian2: Yes! We were boring our asses off back in Venus! TSRftF: Excuse me for a moment, Der! The Super-Robot from the Future jumps to the sky and gets closer to the UFOs! TSRftF: I'm gonna kick yer butts! And so, The Super-Robot from the Future kicks their butts! M1: Ouch! My butt! M2: We're going back to Mercury! And so The Super-Robot from the Future goes back to solid earth and he picks up his cellphone again as the Martians dissapear in the sky! DK: I'm impressed, Super-Robot! I must confess I feel slightly attraceted to you right now! TSRftF: Don't worry, I'm used to that! I'll be right over there! DK: I'll be waiting for you And so The Super-Robot from the Future gets into a bus in direction to Der Kontinuity's house... not aware of the danger that lies inside his back pocket! An alien danger!
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A HUGE arm RIPPLING with MUSCLES and sheer POWER (think Jack Kirby) grabs The Super-Robot from the Future and yanks him inside! It was Der Kontinuity! DK: "You fool! What if someone had seen you? Didn't I tell you to come in from the back?" tSRftF: "Well, no, you didn't, actually..." DK: "Hopefully no one saw us, then. Well, I suppose you're wondering who I am..." tSRftF: "A little bit, yeah..." DK: "Call me Der Kontinuity... *****SECRET ORIGIN FLASHBACK TIME!!!***** Two and a half decades ago, a lonely little German librarian named Greta von Geschichte was walking home from the library she was in charge of with an open book in her hand through a lonely park at night, when a COSMIC BEING appeared before her, bathed in light!!! Greta: "Who--who are you?!?" "I am... the God... CONTINUITY!!! You have pleased me with your worship, Greta... You alone, over all mortals, fully appreciate that which I stand for!" Greta was at a loss for words. CONTINUITY: "You will be mine tonight, Greta, and I shall plant a seed within you. He shall grow up to be a great hero in his time, and he shall be needed greatly in the days to come... For the continuity of this Messageverse is in great peril..." That night the God CONTINUITY and Greta von Geschichte lay with each other. To Greta's point of view it seemed as if she were in a dimension full of carefully-drawn planets and stars unlike anything in the real world, which looked like they had been pulled straight out of a Jack Kirby comic! She mated with CONTINUITY on a bed which looked COSMIC, in an open room which was COSMIC! And in the morning, she woke up in her own dingy little apartment. Greta: "It must have all been a dream." But it wasn't. Greta soon discovered that she was pregnant, and nine months later, a son was born to her. She named him Derek. The two moved to Thunder City, that great metropolitan city in America, when Der, as he liked to be called, was 10 years old. Although he was legally given the name Derek von Geschichte (which means "Derek of the Story"), he began calling himself "Der Kontinuity" after he learned of his true parentage. When he grew up, he took a job as a comic-book editor working for Bang-Pow Comics in the heart of Thunder City. And it was while he was in this role that a new IBG was formed and began to attack the city, and the original MBL had been gone for some time. Thus, Der Kontinuity used his demigod powers to sent out a beacon to those who would become the new MBL! *****END SECRET ORIGIN FLASHBACK TIME!!!***** tSRftF: "Wow. That's some story. I wish I had a secret origin like that. I'm just some Super-Robot from the Future." SUDDENLY!!! The back door of DK's house FLEW OPEN!!! And in came...................
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...it was PELE! DK: Pele?! The soccer player?! Yup. That one. tSRftF: What are you doing here, Pele? PELE: My name is now SUPER PELE! I am a super-hero now. tSRftF: Cool. DK: Nice. PELE: YES! I have come to help you against the IBG! I will use my God-given talent for a good cause for once in my life! Have fear, criminals, Pele is here to get you! tSRftF: All right! PELE: ...and sorry about the door... DK: No sweat. Der Kontinuity looks at the group of assambled heroes and realizes there's no group of assambled heroes! DK: We are not enough against this threat! We need more gifted people to help us! We need someone that can make a difference! It could be you, or you, or you, or you... DK turns to the PC monitor and points his finger at the person reading this... DK: or YOU!
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Person Reading This: ME?!? ![[Confused]](images/icons/confused.gif)
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I asked for a story in the fashion of the first days, but sadly this is in Yahoo day style, not really my cup of tea.
I prefer short captions and cosmic themes, while this is Gerard Jones's MBL.
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Okay, I'll use my character Der Kontinuity in your story, then, if you start one. I don't think too many people are all that interested in this one anyways.
One thing I liked about the old days was the goofy names that came directly from peoples' usernames, which was why I picked the names of the characters I created.
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TTT, the names are the best part of the story. I am not even really upset by the story, only by the lenght of the posts, that in the old days were nothing more than four or five line, unless the poster was Pro, Cap Carrot or Jona's Whale.Mainly, my request for a old style story was that while I have not time for a second story (if I had I would continue the one, that was very good, at T5's board), maybe I could for something that needs seconds, and not half hours, to read the previous post.
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I am not even really upset by the story, only by the lenght of the posts, that in the old days were nothing more than four or five line, unless the poster was Pro, Cap Carrot or Jona's Whale.
Right. But there were actually several posters who posted fairly lengthy posts by the time the MBL moved to the ODCUT when you and I had joined up. I know I always tried to post longer ones back then (which wasn't hard, since they weren't really all that long by today's standards), and I recall many of them being about the same length as the ones in this story so far. It really doesn't take much to read this whole thing from top to bottom, especially compared to the epics we've gotten used to writing since the Athanon days.
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Back to the storyCiccio Dolcetti, the fattest nerd in Italy, surfing the internet, stumble upon the call of der Kontinuity. "Me?" he wonder. "What use can I be of?" he asks. DK, from behind the monitor: "I can alter continuity. Just ask". CD:"Anything?" DK, triumphant: "Anything" CD: "Well... uhmm... mhhh..." One hour later. DK: "Well?" CD: "Hey, let me think... mhhh... hummm..." Half a day later. DK: "So?" CD: "Can I have a burger?" DK: "No, NO, NO!!! I can give you superpowers!" CD: "Ah, cool!" DK: "So, what kind of powers do you want?" CD: "Let's see... ehm... uhm... mhhh...." DK: ![[Mad]](images/icons/mad.gif) We will spare you the rest of the origin story, I will only add that fateful day, Junk food Eater Lad was born!
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Suddenly the door leading to the hallway opened. A young man in an opened flannel shirt, worn out jeans, a five o'clock shadow, matted hair, and a cold beverage in his hand walked in.
TSRftF: "Who're you?"
Man: "Me? I'm Der's roommate. By the way, Der, we're out of milk and detergent. Since I bought it last time, I thought maybe you'd pick this up."
He began to walk out, but popped back in as he remembered something.
Man: "Oh! And your mom called. Something about your uncle's in the hospital or something. I left a note on the fridge about it. And rent's due."
He looked over at the famous soccer player.
Man: "Hey! Aren't you Pele?"
Pele: "Why, yes, I am."
Man: "Cool."
He turned his attention back to Der Kontinuity.
Man: "Remember, rent's due tommorrow."
And left.
Just came across this and thought that it was funny and needed a little shot to boost it back into play.
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The gathered men looked around the kitchen where they had. . .gathered.
SRFF: "So, uh, what now?"
DK: "I dunno. Any ideas?"
JFEL: "Mmmff. Glbmch. Chompfh. Brruuuppp!"
Suddenly, the back door burst open, and in strode a skinny, pale fifteen year old, dressed all in black, with a cape, red contact lenses, and plastic fangs.
"Behold!" he cried, "I am Gothboy! Here to help you in your mission. Gothboy drinks deep of the blood of evil, and finds it unquenching!"
DK: "Timmy, go home. Sorry, guys, this is our next door neighbor's kid, Timmy."
GB: "I am not Timmy! I am Gothboy! Vampiric avenger of the night! But I have a poet's soul. Here, allow me to read you my latest work."
DK: "Timmy, if you're a vampire, how can you be out here in the daylight?"
GB: "Uh, uhm, ah. . .You wanna come over and play Masquerade later?"
DK: "No, Timmy, we have to save the world from evil."
GB: "OK. Gothboy leaves, slamming the back door behind him. Soon, the sounds of him harassing his younger brother and friends with bad goth poetry can be heard from the inside.
Der's roommate comes back into the room.
"Der," he says urgently, "You have a phone call." and he hands him the cordless. . .
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"Would you like to suscribe to the New York Times?" the voice in the phone said.
DK: Eeeeh... Let me get back at you in a moment...
DK turns to his fearless companions and starts whispering...
DK: I think it's the evil Austin Danger Powers on the phone!
TSRftF: Holy Cow! I mean... Holy Cow!
DK: What do I say?! What do I say?!
JFEL: Tell him to give us his location! And his weakness!
DK: You think he's just gonna tell us that if we ask?!
Pele: Give me that!
Pele takes the phone from DK.
Pele: Hello? Mr Danger Powers?
NYTimes Guy: Uh... Do you wanna suscribe to the New York Times or not?
Pele: Uh... I...
Pele was now facing the most decition of his life. What should he say? What was the world's greatest soccer player suppoused to do in this situation?!
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Der Kontinuity: "This story is just getting stranger and stranger..."
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Meanwhile, on the wrong side of the tracks...
Austin Danger Powers: "Heh-heh-heh!!! That foolish Der Kontinuity thinks he can oppose me? Well, I've just hit him with a dose of nonsense and whimsy -- let's see him get out of that! It's edam, baby, yeah!"
Spawney S. Spawnson, Ph.D: "'Edam'? What's 'edam'?"
ADP: "I dunno, some kind of cheese, I think... there aren't too many things that rhyme with freedom, y'know..."
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Back at DK's house:
Suddenly . . . ! DK realizes something!!!!!
DK: "My Continuity-Sense™ is tingling! This story makes no sense!"
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JFEL: "Can I have a burger?"
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Once again, a door opened to introduce a new character: Extremely Snooty Independent Film Director Who Tries to Be Eccentric Because It's Fashionable Guy.
ESIFDWTtBEBIFG: "No, no, no, NO! This will not work. I need more from you. (Points to DK) You (Pointing to TSRftF) need loosen up. You act move like a machine for god's sake. You (Points to Pele) that thing you do with the ball is great. The camera loves it. And you (pointing to CD) I don't like. Leave my picture. I'll get Luke Perry or Leonardo DeCaprio to take your place. The women love them."
DK: "I won't ask who you are because your name was way too long in your introduction action. But what are you doing here?"
ESIFDWTtBEBIFG: "I'm negotiating. If you want me to do this film, I want points. Gross not net.
DK: "Points? What are you talking about?"
ESIFDWTtBEBIFG: "I get points or I walk. And spring water flown in from Milan. Those are my demands."
DK: "Do you want to know what I think of your demands?................"
What will Der Kontinuity think of his demands?
Is anyone, other than those posting, reading this story?
Who really gives a damn?
Find out the answers in the next post.
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Pele stood, holding the phone when something occurred to him: "Oh my god! It's almost time for SpongeBob SquarePants! I love that little spongey man!" he screamed into the telephone.
"Sir? Sir, do you want a subscription or not?"
Pele began to drift off into a daydream. "Yes," he thought to himself, "and I must have Cheetos while I watch."
"Sir, sir, can I speak with someone else? Is your mother home, perhaps?"
Pele dropped the receiver and began rifling absentmindedly through the kitchen.
"Yes, Cheetos. . ."
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ESIFDWTtBEBIFG: "This lighting is all wrong! Shadows! I must have more shadows!" DK popped a couple of asprin. Nothing made any sense. ESIFDWTtBEBIFG was walking around the room smashing lighbulbs to create his shadows. Pele was bouncing his soccer ball on his head while munching Cheetos and watching Spongebob Squarepants. JFEL was still asking for his burger. DK: "Super-Robot, we must act quickly before Austin Danger Powers has time to put his evil plan in motion. There must be a way to whip these guys into shape." TSRftF: "I know the perfect training ground. It has all the devices necessary for developing hand-eye coordination and physical fitness while providing food." DK: "Where's that?" TSRftF: "Chuncky Cheese." ESIFDWTtBEBIFG breaks the last bulb. ESIFDWTtBEBIFG: "There! That's more like it! Places everyone! We have no time for rehersal. This will be a take!" DK: "Where's the door?" Will our heroes ever be able to find the door and continue their adventure? ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif) Tune in next time.
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"Extremely Snooty Independent Film Director Who Tries to Be Eccentric Because It's Fashionable Guy I AM here TO be YOUR sidekick!" a very low pitched voice struck the ears of everybody present.
Then a pimple faced teen, dressed in way to bagy pants and a shirt with its sleeves cut off and some crapy indepentdent band logo on it, appeared.
"I AM Production Assistant-Boy!"
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ESIFDWTtBEBIFG: "Production Assistant-Boy, get me my overpriced hazelnut coffee and rasin bran muffin. We've got to get this seen while we still have our shadows!"
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Der KontinuityThe Super-Robot from the FutureSuper-PeleExtremely Snooty Independent Film Director Who Tries to Be Eccentric Because It's Fashionable GuyProduction Assistant-Boy
Der Kontinuity steps outside for a much-needed smoke. This whole starting up a new super-hero team wasn't what he'd expected at all.
He was hoping for the Justice League of America, but he got the Mystery Men instead.
Oh well. He'd have to make do with what he had.
Now to see if he could crack these bozos into shape.
Time for some training exercises.
Der dropped his cigarette and stamped it out, suddenly remembering that he had never smoked a day in his life before, and he had no idea where he got this pack of cigarettes from in the first place. He could literally feel Continuity himself falling to pieces around him. He hoped that his own demigod-like powers would not fade away with it.
He stifled a yawn and then stifled a desire to begin acting like a Frank Miller character. Though maybe a little of that would help right now.
Punks.
DK rips the front door off of his house and glares at the startled faces before him.
I could really use a massage right now. Ooh. And a bowl of nacho chips.
"Lissen, you damn punks! You're here for a reason -- and that reason is to get this stinking little sin city back into shape. Now, I'm gonna need a few good men to stand by my side as I kick some pansy fake-English ass. Who's with me?"
Bunny. I wonder whatever happened to Bunny? She could always be counted on for a good time.
These punks wouldn't know a good time if it bit them in the nuts.
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Suddenly, a penguin appeared out of nowhere!
Penguin: CRECK!
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DK: "Okay, the penguin's in. Now, who else?"
Suddenly Gothboy walked back in after watching Der heroically stamp out the cigarette.
GB: "I would like to be a hero! Renouncing my dark desires to drink only the blood of evil! Also, my mom said it was ok."
DK: "All right, who else? Pele, stop watching tv and eating Cheetos and get yer ass in here!"
JFEL: "MMMM. Cheetos."
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DK: What the hell! We all want cheetos, lets just get this over with and eat em!
EVERYONE: Yay!
Penguin: CRECK!
But what our heroes didn't know was that these aren't ordinary cheetos... these are EVIL CHEETOS FROM HELL!
Penguin: CRECK!
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Der Kontinuity: "This team doesn't need a leader... it needs a babysitter."
Suddenly! The door flies open!
"Hello, good citizens of Thunder City!" says a big-breasted chick dressed in a skimpy gold-metal costume. "It is I--the BABYSITTER!"
DK: "D'oh!"
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And then...
ALL THE PEOPLE of Thunder City are turned into APES!
Der Kontinuity-Ape: "What a predicament."
Cheetos: "Hey, waitasec!"
DK: "Wha--?! Whadda YOU want?"
Cheetos: "What? But--wh--hey! You can't forget about out threat! We were here first!"
DK: "Who are you again?"
Cheetos: "Oh, I don't know... would CHEETOS ring a bell? The EVIL CHEETOS from HELL?!? ... And there's this Penguin, too! What about him?"
DK: "Among my powers is an ability to erase unnecessary and tacked-on subplots that go nowhere. BEGONE!"
The Cheetos from Hell, the Penguin, and the NYTimes guy all disappear!
DK: "UH.... I think we'll keep the Babysitter. She might come in handy."
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ESIFDWTtBEBIFG Ape: "Scratch that rasin muffin. I have a craving for bananna." He looks at all the people who are now apes. "This is perfect! Audiences just love animal movies! And buddy movies! This will be an animal/buddy movie! Production Assistant-Boy!"
PAB Ape appears next to ESIFDWTtBEBIFG with the hazelnut coffee and bananna muffin: "Yes, sir?"
ESIFDWTtBEBIFG Ape: "Call Joe Esterhouse(sp?), tell him I want a treatment pronto. We can film in Canada, it's cheaper there, and use unknowns to keep the budget down."
PAB Ape writes down everything he says.
ESIFDWTtBEBIFG Ape: "We need someone to play the villian. Alan Rickman? No. Micheal Ironside? No. Jeremy Irons? No. Ron Jeremy? Maybe. Maybe. No. I have it! The only man able to be evil enough for this film."
PAB Ape: "Who would that be?"
ESIFDWTtBEBIFG Ape: "None other than Austin Danger Powers himself. Let's have an audition."
As they walk out the doorway, ESIFDWTtBEBIFG Ape stops and lookes at The Babysitter Ape: "Check to see if she 18. If so, Esterhouse definitely needs to writer her a scene. Off to the casting call."
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Super Pele Ape thinks to himself. "Goodbye, my Cheetos. How I will miss your cheesy taste upon my lips." And a single tear flows down his face.
DK Ape: "Dammit, man! Uh, I mean Dammit, Ape! Snap to it! This is not a time for crying! We have a job to do!"
SRFF Ape: "For freedom!"
DK Ape: "For justice!"
SP Ape: "For my Cheetos!"
ESIFDWTtBEBIFG Ape: "For huge boxoffice numbers!"
Babysitter Ape: "For eight bucks an hour! And I don't change diapers."
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Junk Food Eater Lad, coming back from the kitchen: "Ehy, why I am not listed in the line-up?"
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DK: "Damn, I thought that was just a joke! That, or some kind of psychedelic flashback... Okay, Food-Eater Lad, you're in. But I think we still need to settle the matter of just what your superpowers are, anyways..."
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"Ok, SHOULD i ADD his NAME to THE cast LIST than?"
PA-Boy Ape said with a loud squeek.
"NO NO NO!" ESIFDWTtBEBIFG Ape shouted spilling his coffee all over PA-Boy Ape, "He's only a bit poster, shows up ever 50 posts or so. Unimportant to the overALL PICTURE!!!"
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Excuse me, I have to get into position. Excuse me, I'm the Narrator, I have a job to do. Thank you. Aheheheeeem!
Meanwhile, in the IBG's evil lair. . .of EVIL.
ADP: "Mwuhahahahaha! It worked! My ape ray(tm) has turned everyone into Thunder City into apes except for me and my bleedin' friends! Yeah, baby!"
Everyone: "Mwahhahahahaha!"
Suddenly, the sliding doors slid open and in walked. . .EGOCENTRIC CREATOR! Egocentric Creator was followed into the room by a small army of penguins.
EC: "Damn you, Austin Danger Powers! You're ape ray(tm) has interefered in my obnoxiously evil plans to make life miserable for Der Kontiniuty! You have wiped out my Evil Cheetos From Hell and my penguin infiltrator to the MBL!"
Penguins: CRECK! CRECK!
ADP: "Blimey, guv, it wasn't me! Honest! Der Kontiniuty must have stumbled onto your plans! Really, baby, I would never get in the way of your groove, man, honest."
EC: "Then we shall wipe out Der Kontiniuty and make room for chaos and mayhem once and for all!"
Everyone: "Mwahahahahahaha!"
ADP: "It's evil, baby, yeah!"
Penguins: CRECK! CRECK!
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Back in the secret Ape HQ apartment...
TSRftF Ape: I miss the penguin...
DK Ape: Wait, that was erased from continuity! You shouldn't be able to remember that!
TSRftF Ape: Really? Uh-oh... *head explodes*
JFEL Ape: That's gonna leave a stain...
Babysitter Ape: What's gonna leave a stain? He just said *head explodes* and hid his head under his vest...
JFEL Ape: Uh... I don't know why I said that...
DK Ape: DAMMIT, APES! DON'T SURRENDER TO THE LACK OF CONTINUITY WITHOUT FIGHTING! BE CONSISTENT! Now lets go to the Soda fountain, gang!
Goth-boy Ape: I think his personal continuity is crumbling!
TSRftF: Don't say anything! Maybe he'll buy us some ice cream!
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JFEL Ape: "Ice cream?"
GB Ape: "Really?"
Everyone: "We want ice cream!"
DK Ape: "Why me?"
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The question is, will this be regular ice cream, or... EVIL ICE CREAM FROM HELL?!
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DK Ape turned all around, looking each way: "Whose voice was that damn it! Well?"
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MEANWHILE.....IN AUSTIN DANGER POWERS'S INSEDIOUS LAYER
ADP: "Yeah, baby. Now Der Kontinuity and his team of misfits will never stop me."
The door slides open to allow ESIFDWTtBEBIFG and PAB to enter.
ADP: "Blimey! Who are you two?"
ESIFDWTtBEBIFG: "I am hear for your audition. PAB, hand him script." PAB complied. "Now, turn to page 23. Top of the page. The roll of the villian. Start reading." As he began to sit on nothing, PAB ran up behind him with a directors chair just in time.
ADP was confused but read anyway: "'Der Kontinuity, my plan for domination is shag-a-rific!' How's that, baby?"
ESIFDWTtBEBIFG: "Great! I love it!" PAB wheels in a couch. "No, no, PAB. It's not that type of audition. We won't need that." PAB wheels it back out. "Now, all we need now is some maniacle master plot to work into the script."
ADP: "Well, baby, I do happen to have a far out villian type plan in the works myself. You see, here's how it works......."
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Somewhere else...
Mad67 sits incredibly bored in front of his computer screen.
MAD67: Hmmm... I wonder what happened to that group I created a while ago... The MBL, I think it was called. I'm gonna check on them.
Mad67 starts looking, and finally finds out about the recent happenings.
MAD67: No, no, no, no, NO!!!! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?!
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