But, suddenly, something started glowing in the darkness...

ESIFDWTtBEBIFG: What is that?!

ADP: I think it's the cellphone, baby! It's radioactive elements have been exposed!

Very suddenly, the glowing starts to glow.

ESIFDWTtBEBIFG: That's weird... LIGHTS! *snaps finger at PAB*

PAB: Right now, darling, I mean, sir.

As the emergency lights turn on, something hideous is suddenly revealed...

ADP: Oh my Mojo! It's Giant Glowing Mutant Radioactive Cellphone!

ESIFDWTtBEBIFG: And it's a Nokia!

PAB: Not only that! He also come FROM OUTER SPACE!

ADP: How do you know?!

PAB: He's got little antennaes on his head.

ESIFDWTtBEBIFG: So he's a Giant Glowing Mutant Radioactive Cellphone FROM OUTER SPACE! I love it!

GGMRCFOS!: RRRRAAAAH!!! I WILL EAT ALL OF YOU!!!! RRRAAAAAH!!!

Oh, no!
Finally, the evil Austin Danger Powers has found something that is actually... can you believe it?... more evil than himself!
What will happen now?! Find out in six months when someone else posts!