Der Kontinuity, having locked himself in the bathroom since the last post back in October in order to figure out a way to resolve this thread with some semblence of Continuity, sits surrounded by little Post-It Notes of all the plot elements brought up so far.

Suddenly, a little lightbulb above his head turns on!

DK looks up. "Hey, I was wondering why it was so dark in here...

"Anyways, from all the plot points introduced so far, there's only one explanation for all of this: HYPERTIME!

"But can my conscience as the bastard son of Continuity allow me to use such a cheap ploy? I must think upon this some more..."

***

Outside the bathroom, the rest of the All-New, All-Different, All-Spontaneous Message Board League (the ANADASMBL) sit in boredom, waiting for something else to randomly happen to them...

Babysitter: "Hey, DK's been in the bathroom a long time now. What do you suppose he's doing?"

Rob-El: "Uhhhhhh... uh-heh-heh... heh..."

Steve, DK's roommate, starts banging on the door: "Dammit, man! You've been hogging the bathroom for more than 3 months now! I've had to shit in the kitchen sink! The garburator's really starting to smell!"

Super-Pele sits weeping in the corner in a fetal position: "Cheetos... my beloved Cheetos..."

Junk Food Eater Lad: "I know, man... I know... *sniff* I miss them too..."