Der Kontinuity emerges from the bathroom with a full growth of beard and tired, haggard eyes. He carries a notepad.

The room looks up.

DK: "Hi, people..."

ANADASMBL: "Hi, DerK!"

DK: "Please don't call me that. Anyways, I think I've come up with a solution to all our problems. Follow me!"

He walks out of his house in the suburbs of Thunder City and heads towards the other side of the tracks. The others shrug their shoulders and begin following him.

DK makes his way into a dark lair, knocking out a short guy with pointy ears and a cape.

The Bat-Man: "You can't do this to me! I'm The Bat-Man!"

DK: "Bat-Man, my ass." He kicks him in the gonads and gives him a Vulcan neck-hold just to be sure. The Bat-shrimp slumps unconscious to the ground.

DK and the ANADASMBL breaks through the now-unguarded door to the New Injustice Board Gang HQ, where Austin Danger Powers can be seen celebrating his triumph over DK with Egocentric Creator, ESIFD-etc & PAB, as well as SSS-Ph.D. & get flunky, Senor Muerte, and a group of penguins who are obvious Three Stooges fans. They're celebrating with a bottle of champagne. A bowl of Cheetos sits idle on the table...

ADP: "A toast -- to injustice, baby!" He stops as he sees DK and spurts out his drink in shock. "Der Kontinuity!?! You--here?!?"

DK: "So... we meet at last. ANADASMBL -- let's get it oooonnn!"

tSRFtF (whispers to the Babysitter): "Is he talking about us or another ANADASMBL?"

Babysitter: "I'm pretty sure he means us."

***OBLIGATORY FIGHT SCENE***

ESIFDWTtBEBIFG: "Okay, people. This is big battle scene. I want to see some emoting, here. I want to feel like my life's in danger just from reading this."

Einstein: "Heh. This is cool."

Elvis: "Yeah... hey, waitasec... what are we doing in this part of the story, anyways?"

Einstein: "Huh. I dunno."

Elvis: "Oh..."

Einstein: "..."

Elvis: "So... ya wanna go get a beer?"

Einstein: "Okay."