I have finally achieved substance in this reality, in the form of my Avatar!!!!!
Greetings Registered Member #552. (Geez, I'm I the only one who didn't Retcon?) :)
Actually, Superfly Sr, we aren't just missing Jackie, we've misplaced midnightspectre and Glomad Beefnickle, too!! With our heavy-hitters missing we will have to be extra-vigilant, while Chant can DELIVER untold villany unchecked!
And Chant - No one saw anything and no one can prove a thing, darn-it!!!! Where's my Britannerang!?!
[Britannica goes to whack Chant with the Britannerang. . .] Hang on we've lost the new member too!!! The one who offered to clean up the Loungeroom of Justice! darn. . . who's going to clean up all those Evil US Postal Worker-type minions now?